There are three gaurantees in life

[KillahBee]

Death
Taxes
That on any given holiday my mother will be running very very late and my father will get extremely pissed off, slam doors, swear, and do everything possible to spoil any chance of us having a happy family get together.



hope all of you survive the next 36 hours. god speed

 

[marshallmadman]

Kudos on that sweet new assvatar, brutha. Dostinex is makin me want to knock it out to that shit!

 

[jenscats5]

Death
Taxes
That on any given holiday my mother will be running very very late and my father will get extremely pissed off, slam doors, swear, and do everything possible to spoil any chance of us having a happy family get together.



hope all of you survive the next 36 hours. god speed

Start drinking heavily...........now

 

[UA_Iron]

my mom gets all bitchy around this time of year. I dont take her shit though, it annoys me.

Hope everything turns out better for you man.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I miss my family some times but stories like this remind me of how worthless they were to me.

 

[starfish]

My family...well, brother has to eat every other hour. I'm going to pop

 

[jaded]

Time to break out the booze, KillahBee... lol

 

[jackangel]

my father just left for 2.5 months in india.

mom is usually running late too.

brb my hooker just arrived.

 

[jaded]

my father just left for 2.5 months in india.

mom is usually running late too.

brb my hooker just arrived.

ok, cool.
you'll only be a minute, right?

 

[jackangel]

ok, cool.
you'll only be a minute, right?

you so totally are into me.

 

[SoreArms]

becasue other family members are around, my pops tries to act nice, like he's the best dad i nthe world. I used to take advantage and ask him for money, I still hate the dipshit though. THe only fun part is that everyone gts drunk tonight, pops, moms uncles. bros, cousins, etc.....

peace out

Happy Birthday sweet baby Jesus