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I am offically a father now. I've been peed and pooped on by both my babies in the same week. Oh the joy of it all. Our son had a major fever and we did the emergency room thing and were up late sunday and I have not been to the gym all week. I feel like a crude stick but I am very happy that our son is feeling a great deal better than he was over the past weekend.
Yesteraday as I drove to work in the dark on my favorite two lane road. I was about 25 yards away from a car in the on coming lane. I was doing about 65 or so and I imagine the other car was as well. A deer, big buck, ran out in front of my car and I Just missed him. I was sure that he was going to take out the car that was coming up in the other lane. The damn thing leaped the other car like it was a bump in the road. I was dumb founded to see this act of grace and skill. This was facinating and scary, I don't want to have to put anymore money into my little car. I'm going to seel it soon and I have to get a deer dent from the rear fender well fixed first.
Last night I was in the local drug store picking up a script and I had a long tall blonde woman with three kids give me her phone number and smile. Then about ten minutes later as I was at the pharmacy counter an VERY sweet looking brunette babe with a little girl did the same thing. It must have been candid camera day in the local drug store.
I know I wont do anything with these numbers since I'm married and these women are too because they were both sporting wedding bands. The me of age 22 would have taken the hot brunette to the parking lot and fucked her brains out. The me of 40 just went to the parking lot and made a whimpering noise.
This was my first trip to the local drug store ever. I usually never shop for anything but now that we have twin babies I'm a store hopping fool. Further I like it when women hit on me it is a rare occurance and when they are very good looking I'm even more giddy about it.
Tomorrow I'm going to workout in the morning. I'm doing deadlifts and squats and cleans. I'm just about ready to bust and I am VERY HORNY!!!!
Note: If my nuts swell up any further then I will have to have some new kind of pants made to accomadate there new found proportions. I don't thing I have ever gone this long without popping a nut since I was 12!
Yesteraday as I drove to work in the dark on my favorite two lane road. I was about 25 yards away from a car in the on coming lane. I was doing about 65 or so and I imagine the other car was as well. A deer, big buck, ran out in front of my car and I Just missed him. I was sure that he was going to take out the car that was coming up in the other lane. The damn thing leaped the other car like it was a bump in the road. I was dumb founded to see this act of grace and skill. This was facinating and scary, I don't want to have to put anymore money into my little car. I'm going to seel it soon and I have to get a deer dent from the rear fender well fixed first.
Last night I was in the local drug store picking up a script and I had a long tall blonde woman with three kids give me her phone number and smile. Then about ten minutes later as I was at the pharmacy counter an VERY sweet looking brunette babe with a little girl did the same thing. It must have been candid camera day in the local drug store.
I know I wont do anything with these numbers since I'm married and these women are too because they were both sporting wedding bands. The me of age 22 would have taken the hot brunette to the parking lot and fucked her brains out. The me of 40 just went to the parking lot and made a whimpering noise.
This was my first trip to the local drug store ever. I usually never shop for anything but now that we have twin babies I'm a store hopping fool. Further I like it when women hit on me it is a rare occurance and when they are very good looking I'm even more giddy about it.
Tomorrow I'm going to workout in the morning. I'm doing deadlifts and squats and cleans. I'm just about ready to bust and I am VERY HORNY!!!!
Note: If my nuts swell up any further then I will have to have some new kind of pants made to accomadate there new found proportions. I don't thing I have ever gone this long without popping a nut since I was 12!
but you are a good man not to have acted on the invitations. I don't have any kids but it sounds like yours have a pretty good dad. Give those weights hell when you hit the gym!!
