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The ugliest car ever?

The ugliest car ever would have to be .... The red 92' model escort with a piss poor paint job, one white door, one black door, and a blue hood.

You are the ugliest person however. jackass actually posted face pics asking how I look. I still can't get over the hilarity of that. So if I were you I would go jump in your brand new ford focus and have a jolly gay old time.
 
1983 Dodge Challenger ...:sick:, brown w/ tan vinyl interior.

Even prettier with that fucking oil leak, fixable only by pulling out the entire mitsubishi engine.
 
76-79 AMC Pacer.

They used to have a racing series with these doofy-looking things. And they even had the guts to show it on TV:mad:

By far the ugliest car EVER made.
 
cm3504jm said:
76-79 AMC Pacer.

They used to have a racing series with these doofy-looking things. And they even had the guts to show it on TV:mad:

By far the ugliest car EVER made.

Oh Yes.....Fucking Fishbowl! :sick:
 
Aztec is the no1 uggliest car....then I could name some like the Renault Twingo, anything made by Kia, I also remember a car my mom owned in the early 80's a Chevrolet Impala....what a big piece of shit...
 
Olds Siliouette
Mercury Bobcat, Zephyr
Buick Skyhawk
Ford Tempo, Probe, Mustang II, Pinto, Comet, Monarch
Volkswagon Bus, Thing
Datsun B210, 310, 510....fuck, anything Datsun
Renault Alliance, LeCar
Suzuki Samarai
Fiat Strada
Yugo
Hyundai Excel
Honda Civic (early versions), Prelude (recent versions)
PT Cruiser
Plymouth Champ, Arrow, Colt, Barracuda, Duster, Fury, Volare
Chevy Chevette, Sprint, Nova (second time around), Luv, Citation, Chevelle, El Camino
Toyota Starlet, Corona
Isuzu Impulse
Dodge Challenger, Dart, Aries K, Aspen, Charger, Diplomat, Omni, Cordoba
Anything Geo
Anything from AMC
 
cm3504jm said:
76-79 AMC Pacer.

They used to have a racing series with these doofy-looking things. And they even had the guts to show it on TV:mad:

By far the ugliest car EVER made.


We have a winner.:sick:

I Don't know what you win?
Maybe a pacer.:D
 
(1) The Ford Taurus a couple years back with the oval rear window and a front that looked like a sick fish.

(2) Mitsubishi Eclipse
 
K2_Exotech said:
The ugliest car ever would have to be .... The red 92' model escort with a piss poor paint job, one white door, one black door, and a blue hood.

You are the ugliest person however. jackass actually posted face pics asking how I look. I still can't get over the hilarity of that. So if I were you I would go jump in your brand new ford focus and have a jolly gay old time.


who are you anyway, post your pics. I have lost alot of weight since then.
 
You demand things from me as If I would listen. I wasn't making fun of your weight. I really couldn't tell seeing as how your head consumed the enitire picture, but i'll take your word for it. Maybe it's bad that you've "lost" weight because that should make your head look even larger and suggests you haven't really put on much of a muscle gain. Who I am is of no concern to anyone. No one knows or will know. I've just been here... thats all you need to know. And as far as posting pictures goes, I would first have to take some pictures of myself doing something besides skating.
 
I would say an older model mercedes benz i saw that was customized to look like an el camino....i would kill for that car!

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p
 
Is this not the fucking ugliest car ever made?

Hands down the winner, and I almost bought a used one in 81 (all I could afford)
 
Is this not the fucking ugliest car ever made?

Hands down the winner, and I almost bought a used one in 81 (all I could afford)
 
No way bro........the Matador is UGLY...............like Oprah ugly...........Roseanne Barr naked Ugly....Golda Mier ugly!!!
 
I think the Ferrari F-50 is grotesque. I don't like Neons either.

But yeah, the Matador is definately the worst. Rosanne Barr indeed...lol! :D

T.
 
Spruceman said:
(1) The Ford Taurus a couple years back with the oval rear window and a front that looked like a sick fish.

(2) Mitsubishi Eclipse

(1) the taurus that you are describing is sooooooo ugly, i must agree.

(2) i love eclipses! i think they look so sleek.
 
All ugly cars mentioned here. I too hate those Toyota Echoes. Also I just saw this new Chevy truck/ Suv..... I really don't know what he hell it is but it is fucking ugly.
 
As much as I hated my piece o' shit Dodge Challenger, I have to admit that the Pacer is was a brain fart on the part of car designers, but the Toyota Echo looks like it blew all 4 tires and is running on those little 30 mile tires.

This is funny -- this is from the toyota.com site - the description of this "unique" little car:


"It's been called idiosyncratic and unorthodox. (So, see - you can buy one and still afford those big words.) The 2001 ECHO. Yeah, it's unique. It doesn't look like the other cars in its class. Doesn't drive like them either. "
 
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77 Matador...I drove one...it was painted white and you could still see the police shield sunburned into the metal coating under the paint if you looked hard enough...it had a 383 engine in it. I took it up to probably 140 once (needle pegged at 135)...then the engine blew up and I never saw the thing again.

Matador was the ugliest car by far. Hell, at least it could go pretty fast though.
 
thefantom has a pretty nice car.....for a pedophile.

lada.jpg
 
Garza you got it all wrong bro. Cars arent ugly just the people who drive them. You can take a hot girl and put her in a station wagon and she is still hot. Then you can take a fat girl and put her in a 71 Baldwin Camaro and she will still be fat. You just wont be able to see her gut because the door will be in the way and the seatbelt wont fit around her.
 
LMAO, that looks like a down scale molester van, you know the kind with no windows and gumball and candy machines in the back

Satanic Goatslayer said:
thefantom has a pretty nice car.....for a pedophile.

lada.jpg
 
yugo, pacer, matador, gremlin (pretty much anything made by AMC): hands-down older winners.

Aztec- What were they thinking???

BMW 2002- Barfola!
 
"BMW 2002- Barfola!"

Hey, go easy on that, I had 5 of those, used to rally.
Lose some crome etc. .......skinny rear pillars are always good for visiblilty,
not good in rollover.


My choice for ugliest, but durable...
 
Sorry but none of these cars are as ugly as the Aztec. I'd love to slap the fuckin engineers of that one. It looks like someone shit in a box, put some wheels under it, and carved out a couple doors.
 
When I was little my dad had like a 74 audi, dont remember the model of it but it was pretty damn ugly. A small sporty sedan, with the damn battery in the back seat. Ugly!
 
ion said:
"BMW 2002- Barfola!"

Hey, go easy on that, I had 5 of those, used to rally.
Lose some crome etc. .......skinny rear pillars are always good for visiblilty,
not good in rollover.


My choice for ugliest, but durable...
sorry, but I've got to disagree on the NYC taxi like the one you attached; it's far from ugly. The BMW 2002 however, is ugly, even from afar...
 
Current production car: damn, that's a hard call. Have to go with the Aztek, with the Echo and the Focus 3-door running close behind. The Daewoo Lanos is right up there (as well as being an absolute piece of crap - had one as a rental last time I was in Vegas.) The Mercedes A-class is stupidly ugly, too (they don't sell it here in the States.)

Ugliest of all time? My candidate is the Saab 96 or its precedessors - they basically looked like cancerous malformed VW Beetles:

http://www.saab.com/home/US/en/mohi_saab_96.xml

But they were reliable as hell - we had one when I was a kid. Ours had a two-stroke engine (I think it was the last two-stroke car sold in America) - you poured a quart of oil into the gas tank and bounced the car up and down to mix the oil and gas every time you filled up. Freaked out gas station attendants. You could leave the bloody thing covered with ice and snow for three months, bounce it up and down a few times, and it'd start right up. But DAMN, it was ugly.
 
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