The Truth About Men

[mountain muscle]

We don't like to go out shopping,
we don't care what's on sale,
we just want to sit with a bag full of chips
watching the NFL
When you come over at halftime, and say "does this dress fit too tight?"
We just look you in the eye with a big, fat lie say nuh-uh Looks just right.
Well that's the truth about men, that's the truth about us
we like to Hunt and Golf on our days off...Scratch, Spit and Cuss
And no matter what line we hand you when we come dragging in...
We Ain't Wrong, We Ain't Sorry and it's probably gonna happen again.
We Hate watching Steel Magnolias, we like Rambo and Die Hard 4
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools at the Home Depot store
We don't really wanna take you to dinner, at some fancy restaurant
The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing we all want
well that's the truth about men, that's the truth about guys
We'd rather work on cars and pick guitars, than work on the problems in our lives.
And though we might say it to you every now and then
We Ain't Wrong, We Ain't Sorry and it's probably gonna happen again.
Well if you wanna know what we're all thinking, it's nothing too complex...
It's just something cold for drinking and a whole lot of S.E.X.
That's the truth about men, yeah that's the truth about us.
we like to hunt and golf and drive around lost...
Stratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff
and no matter what line we give you when we come crawling in.... We Ain't Wrong We Ain't Sorry and it's probably gonna happen again
We Ain't Wrong, We Ain't Sorry and it's probably gonna happen sure it's gonna happen you know it's gonna happen again.
And that's the truth about men.

Sorry, just bored and that song cracks me up everytime I hear it.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i didn't think we were that complex. wow.

 

[bran987]

nice half ass crakatack
do you do your squat sets half ass like that?
slacker

 

[Buddy_Christ]

squats are not ass to the floor, but my legs are parallel to the ground.

and i think i'm done running with a full assvatar for the time being. i'll run a partial for a while. you're welcome.

 

[bran987]

your tattoos are pretty cool
I don't see what the ass adds
if you get a tat on your ass
then I'll get it

 

[Buddy_Christ]

thanks man.

and no tats on my ass. i got other work i want done first, but don't even have the $$$ for that

 

[mountain muscle]

I think we need a sticky put up for Craks crack.... that ass hijacks every thread he posts on. Cracks me up
K for crak when he justs says no!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

thanks for the crak support man

 

[tripleblonde]

mm: i remember in a marketing class our professor was having fun one on Valentines Day...he put up this list for the guys in the class on how to make a woman happy, it was literally 50 things and he read every single one: love her, hug her, buy her flowers, cuddle with her, etc...

then after reading the list he put up the list for the women on how to make a guy happy:

it read: show up naked, bring beer, and don't block the tv

 

[mountain muscle]

SOOO true TB! I wish women were that easy to figure out, the best thing I can say to keep your girlfriend happy is keep surprising her. Little things that are unexpected and for no reason. Flowers, gifts surprise her at work to take her out somewhere, leave a song on her cd player with a little note for her to play it when she wakes up, remember the littlest things that are important to her etc. Just be creative, when you stop doing those things that's when the trouble starts.

 

[tripleblonde]

when you stop doing those things that's when the trouble starts.

unfortunately yes

 

[GoldenDelicious]

im sick of the watching TV sports stereotype, and eating bullshit like chips

i dont watch TV (except for paradise hotel ) and i sure as hell dont watch sport on TV

all I ever wanted on valentines day was a little quality time

 

[bran987]

im sick of the watching TV sports stereotype, and eating bullshit like chips

i dont watch TV (except for paradise hotel ) and i sure as hell dont watch sport on TV

all I ever wanted on valentines day was a little quality time

what is your stereotype then?
I don't think you are as far away from it as you think as much as you just want something to be like it used to be..... ?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

not to sound like a dick but there arent enough people like me to build a stereotype

the way i see life is that you gotta live it, not read about it or watch it on a screen. I dont watch porn because id rather be in bed with a girl myself, i dont watch sport because id rather be playing it, and im fine with shopping - fly in and out with all the goodies you want. window shopping pisses me off though, unless youre setting up a big purchase for the next day.

i so need a holiday though. anyone want to go for a quick jaunt to bali? its 600 bucks (australian) for a return ticket plus 6 nights in a 5 star with breakfast atm

 

[Robert Jan]

mm: i remember in a marketing class our professor was having fun one on Valentines Day...he put up this list for the guys in the class on how to make a woman happy, it was literally 50 things and he read every single one: love her, hug her, buy her flowers, cuddle with her, etc...

then after reading the list he put up the list for the women on how to make a guy happy:

it read: show up naked, bring beer, and don't block the tv

It's so true. Just the thought of a woman who would show up naked and bring beer and doesnt block the TV just makes me warm and fuzzy inside.
It's sad maybe but its true. The best way to make a man love is to not bother him with any love crap

 

[cutiepie04]

SOOO true TB! I wish women were that easy to figure out, the best thing I can say to keep your girlfriend happy is keep surprising her. Little things that are unexpected and for no reason. Flowers, gifts surprise her at work to take her out somewhere, leave a song on her cd player with a little note for her to play it when she wakes up, remember the littlest things that are important to her etc. Just be creative, when you stop doing those things that's when the trouble starts.

I agree to a point. I for one do not care about gifts. I personally like to give rather than recieve. For example: I just got Crak600 tickets to AMA superbike in Ohio. I want nothing in return except his happiness. I do not expect to be wined and dined.

Women just want to know that they are appreciated, sexy, and loved. If they do not feel that way then it is in our nature to overanalyze what WE are doing wrong, and what WE can do to make ourselves better for you. A lot of women have very low self-esteem and that is to blame on the media. I mean how do you compete with what the "ideal woman is supposed to look like". It is taking a lot of work, but I am trying to not be so critical of myself, not worrying so much if my man is out trying to find something better. Girls who want "stuff" to show that you love them are just egocentric in my book. Women are real simple actually:

1) Appreciate all that we do, cause we appreciate what you do.
2) Respect us.
3) Love us for who we are, not for what you want us to be.
4) Let us know that we are sexy.
5) PRETEND to be interested in our interests, like we PRETEND to be interested in yours.

That is really all you need to keep a woman happy. It is when you act like an egotistical asshole that we start to become unhappy.

 

[gonelifting]

This is how I get laid... lol jk but This is the last thing I did for the wife.

Not a real expensive dinner at a great restaurant. The last thing I did was leave a little note for her so she would see it in the morning while getting breakfast before leaving for work. It said "Please remember these 4 things" I sometimes leave her notes as reminders for stuff... She had been a little overwhelmed with stuff at that point and may have thought this was more stuff on her plate to do...

#1 "I love you."

#2 "She loves you" (our baby daughter)

#3 "I love you."

#4 "She loves you."


Dinners are easily forgotten but these notes stay with women for a long time, if not forever.