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The Thread Bigger Than The Biggest Thread in Elite History

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The biggest thread in Elite history serves no purpose other than to get big. This thread will be bigger and better, for it will serve the purpose of being a community all in itself. You must post all of your new thread subjects in this thread until we have an oversized cacophony of conversational orginess. We shall discuss everything from training to relationships to politics all in one thread until we have no idea what is going on or how old the current topic is, then we will give each other lots of karma.

Come my friends!!! Start your threads!!!

-Warik
 
This isn't The Biggest Thread in Elite History....it's just a tribute.
 
This will be the biggest thread in the universe. Let's start a subject.

"Hey manny - who is that fat guy in the white suit in your avatar?"

-Warik
 
Warik said:
This will be the biggest thread in the universe. Let's start a subject.

"Hey manny - who is that fat guy in the white suit in your avatar?"

-Warik
Boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazard, remember that ?
 
Oh shit, I remember the Dukes. It was way back when I was a tiny little boy and couldn't even remember the names of all the characters. I just said "YEEHAW" when the big orange car jumped over something and then went to watch cartoons.

Now who are those painfully gay looking gentlemen in your signature pic?

-Warik
 
Warik said:
This will be the biggest thread in the universe. Let's start a subject.

"Hey manny - who is that fat guy in the white suit in your avatar?"

-Warik

Why don't you call it the Warik thread.

Sounds better.

FOnz
 
Fonz said:


Why don't you call it the Warik thread.

Sounds better.

FOnz

Because then no one would post on it. I should just title it another "let's attack Fonz" thread and then rename it after everyone has posted here. By then it will be too late and they will have all contributed to my vile plan.

-Warik
 
Hannibal said:
This isn't The Biggest Thread in Elite History....it's just a tribute.

once every hundred thousand years or so, where the sun doth shine, and the moon doth glow, and the grass doth growho!
 
Warik said:


Because then no one would post on it. I should just title it another "let's attack Fonz" thread and then rename it after everyone has posted here. By then it will be too late and they will have all contributed to my vile plan.

-Warik

LOL........bring it on! j/k

Fonz
 
manny78 said:


My bodyguards, coming straight from the 80's. They look bad no ?

I would certainly turn and run from them in a dark alley. The one on the right looks like HappyScrappy, only a bit tougher.

-Warik
 
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HEY HEY!!
 
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I've been writing a 6 page paper since 3pm EST and I'm only on page 3. I have no desire whatsoever to write this shit. God damn my college life. This is so beneath me.

-Warik
 
Yeah I know what you mean. I was driving my girlfriends car today and got rear ended. That went well.
 
I never let anyone drive my car. My car has literally not move more than 10 feet without my presence in the driver's seat. Fuck that.

-Warik
 
gymrat said:
what kind of pet do you guys/gals have?

We have plenty of animals at home but the only ones that are really "mine" i.e. fed/maintained by me are my fishies. I have 9 tiger barbs, 3 panda cories, and a pleco who is around 5-6". I think he's got a ways to go before the beast makes me shell out $1,000 for a bigger tank. They live around 15 years and grow to be close to 18" long.

We have the family doggy who is a chihuahua/terrier and loves to growl menacingly at stranger, plus some rabbits/birds.

Pets rule.

-Warik
 
Remember that asian dude with the mullet who swore women love him. He looks all arabian and wears makeup and stuff. I think he called himself a prince or something. That was funny.
 
Panthers vs Buccs is a great defensive game, I love both teams. Panthers are up 6-3.

I had a pictus catfish but it died. I got a crawdad then and it died last week :(

I deadlifted 195 for 5 sets of 5 reps last night, on the last set after 3 reps I was seeing stars. Is that lack of oxygen to the brain?


:bat:
 
I have never posted nor read the road house side show thread. Nor the other "biggest" threads in elite history ones. But THIS one will have my name on it.

Let's get queer.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
I have never posted nor read the road house side show thread. Nor the other "biggest" threads in elite history ones. But THIS one will have my name on it.

Let's get queer.

We are pleased to have you as a member of the most exclusive thread in EF history.

So, are they still smashing up your house?

-Warik
 
They were off today, but will be back tomorrow. I am staying at my BF's house. I would have been here anyway, but he is out of the country. Not as much fun as when he is here.
 
Jetisin said:
Can someone list the best classical music for me (ie Bach, Mozart, etc)?

I am in the process of making my study music CD.

Beethoven's 9th is awesome.

I recently discovered my school library's "music room." You can rent a little room with a desk, chair, and big ass speakers and borrow their CDs to listen to them and shit. Only part that sucks is that they come whine whenever the volume is too "loud." Didn't even have that shit at 1/4 and they came to complain even though some ghetto thugs were pumping up the bass next door.

-Warik
 
I like how I've spent my Saturday and Sunday afternoon working on a fucking history essay. Is it not enough that I've paid money for the class? Education is the first business I've seen in which someone requires more than monetary exchange to receive a product. I want a degree, I pay money, so I get the degree. Simple, isn't it? No... apparently I need to read about a bunch of events which, though important, are completely irrelevant to my future success. goddamnit.

-Warik
 
Warik said:
I like how I've spent my Saturday and Sunday afternoon working on a fucking history essay. Is it not enough that I've paid money for the class? Education is the first business I've seen in which someone requires more than monetary exchange to receive a product. I want a degree, I pay money, so I get the degree. Simple, isn't it? No... apparently I need to read about a bunch of events which, though important, are completely irrelevant to my future success. goddamnit.

-Warik

Hey I'm writing a history paper as well. I am writing about the Peace treaty of 1919. boooooooorrrrrrrrrrinnnnnnggggggggg.
 
gymrat said:
Hey I'm writing a history paper as well. I am writing about the Peace treaty of 1919. boooooooorrrrrrrrrrinnnnnnggggggggg.

Mine is 6-8 pages on "How revoluationary was the American Revolution?" Well shit, I would think that the fact that the colonies went from no representation and supreme-rule to self-government might make this a pretty short essay, but apparently not. I'm on the 7th page and trying to conclude this shit. The funny part is that we need to have footnotes, and I only have 10, maybe 2 of which say something relevant. This bullshit isn't even for my major so I'll be satisfied with a "C."

-Warik
 
Jetisin said:
I'm new to all this classical junk.

Beethoven's 9th is that his "album"? LOL!! Is that what you even call it? Or is it called a composition? I'm positive there is some funky ass term for it.

Also, do you call them "songs" or what? A collection? Actually isn't this the one called a composition.

The album one above is called a compilation right?

I wonder if there is anything like 'Beethoven 9th feat. Mozart remix'? LOL!

Beethoven's 9th = Beethoven's 9th symphony. It's not on his "album," it IS his album. The entire symphony is over 70 minutes in length. Rumor has it that the first CD's capacity was set to 74 minutes so that the whole symphony could fit on one disc.

I call it what it is depending on the title... symphony, concerto, etc... if I don't know I just call it a "piece" or something. I try to refrain from calling them "songs."

Check out Bach's Brandenburg Concerto #1, Mendelsohn's Italian Symphony, Pachebel's Kannon in D, and Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture. Mozart's Symphony #41 (yes, 41) and his Marriage of Figaro rule too.

Hard to understand why people listen to the crap of today when centuries of great music are collecting dust on the shelves.

-Warik
 
I expected a little more from the biggest thread in EF history. This is not living up to my expecations.
 
Jetisin said:
Holy crap I haven't gone to bed yet and it's 4am in the morning. I have class at 9am but have to leave 1 hr before to get there on time. Therefore, I have to leave at 8am, yet it takes me MINIMUM half an hour to eat and get ready (you know piss, shit, scratch myself, pick my eye boogers, etc).

So I have to wake up at 7:30am and it is now 4am and I haven't gone to bed yet.

Would you:

a) Not go to sleep at all and make it an all nighter and just stay up and go straigth to class then come back home to sleep

OR

b) Sleep for 3.5 hours, wake up, go to class, come back then sleep again.

Which one would you do?

personally, i would pull an all niter.. but thats because i cant be woken up without proper amount of sleep..
 
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