The "Things you never hear" Thread

[ajtomasi]

Something you never hear:
"Gee, I wish I got married sooner".
Post up things you never hear, bros.

women say that shit all the time man!

how about, "I love little penises"

 

[slobberknocker]

"Duritz for mod."

 

[-SD-]

Something you never hear:
"Gee, I wish I got married sooner".
Post up things you never hear, bros.

 

[beastboy]

Bullit got laid.

 

[Paulos]

Paulos isn't stealing money

Fuck off.


Darktooth Isn't a Closet homosexual.

 

[PHATchik]

Frackal thinks women are wonderful?

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

"Honey,guess what,I'm going to swallow".

 

[Ceebs]

"Honey,guess what,I'm going to swallow".

Probably because it's not polite to talk with your mouth full.

 

[skaman607]

The Cubs have just won the World Series.

 

[DealsMorte]

I didn't hear the sirens I swear.

The courts disagreed however.

 

[NAWFkappy]

"The Cubs have just won the World Series."

Ha skaman...how about first.....
"The Cubs have won 100 games"

Dont know about you guys but I never hear "no honey, you CANT put that there."

 

[duritz]

"Duritz for mod."

haha i heard that before