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The Thick Chick Manifesto
Love the thick booty...Let the thick booty love you back.
God didn't intend for women to be 5'10", 95 lbs.....that's not a woman, that's a blowup doll.
A woman that skinny shouldn't be put on a pedestal...she needs to be hogtied to a damn buffet table.
Paris Hilton is a hotel...not a role model.
When your man takes you to dinner go ahead and order that steak, have some desert too...just be sure and hit the squat rack the next day.
When your man says you could stand to lose a few pounds tell him "STFU, Mr. 14 inch bicep man...this booty can snap your lil thing in two anytime I want".
When he tells you your jeans are getting too small just turn around and do that stripper buttcheek dance then remind him how many real men wanna get with this.
Love the thick booty...Let the thick booty love you back.
If you haven't stopped a black man in his tracks and heard him say "DAYUM, girl" your ass is not big enough.
If you can make a man cry just by walking by then your ass is perfect.
If you can walk into a store and fit into any ole pair of jean your ass is not big enough.
When you pull on a pair of jeans....wait, do it slow so I can watch all that ass gather up...............<sigh>....huh? oh anyway...
When you pull on a pair of jeans that fits the booty like a second skin but there's an extra inch or two of material in the waist well THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT, WILLIS!
Love the thick booty...Let the thick booty love you back.
Caucasian ladies, if a sista says you have a nice booty for a white girl then you know you're bringin it for real........and I need your number too.
As a final word, as a Thick Chick it is your duty to understand the difference between thick and fat. If you walk down the hall and your booty still shakes for 3-5 minutes after you stop then YOU'RE FAT. Don't expect a Thick Chick lover to want that. Lose some damn weight, woman.
Introductory EF Thick Chick Hall of Fame Members (open for nominations)
MissJanet79
Spatts
Nicole
Daisy_Girl
Smurfy
Superqt4u2nv
Natglutes
BronzedGoddess
Dakotah
The anonymous bodacious beauty in Becoming's avatar...we'll call her The Unknown Booty.
If your name isn't here don't worry. You can be fine as hell and still not make this list. There are some absolutely drop dead gorgeous women not on this list (hi Seashell). It could mean I forgot you in a buttsex induced stupor or I just haven't gotten a good enough look at the booty. It could mean your booty is nice, but not rounder or thicker than average nice.
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down......OHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!
Love the thick booty...Let the thick booty love you back.
God didn't intend for women to be 5'10", 95 lbs.....that's not a woman, that's a blowup doll.
A woman that skinny shouldn't be put on a pedestal...she needs to be hogtied to a damn buffet table.
Paris Hilton is a hotel...not a role model.
When your man takes you to dinner go ahead and order that steak, have some desert too...just be sure and hit the squat rack the next day.
When your man says you could stand to lose a few pounds tell him "STFU, Mr. 14 inch bicep man...this booty can snap your lil thing in two anytime I want".
When he tells you your jeans are getting too small just turn around and do that stripper buttcheek dance then remind him how many real men wanna get with this.
Love the thick booty...Let the thick booty love you back.
If you haven't stopped a black man in his tracks and heard him say "DAYUM, girl" your ass is not big enough.
If you can make a man cry just by walking by then your ass is perfect.
If you can walk into a store and fit into any ole pair of jean your ass is not big enough.
When you pull on a pair of jeans....wait, do it slow so I can watch all that ass gather up...............<sigh>....huh? oh anyway...
When you pull on a pair of jeans that fits the booty like a second skin but there's an extra inch or two of material in the waist well THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT, WILLIS!
Love the thick booty...Let the thick booty love you back.
Caucasian ladies, if a sista says you have a nice booty for a white girl then you know you're bringin it for real........and I need your number too.
As a final word, as a Thick Chick it is your duty to understand the difference between thick and fat. If you walk down the hall and your booty still shakes for 3-5 minutes after you stop then YOU'RE FAT. Don't expect a Thick Chick lover to want that. Lose some damn weight, woman.
Introductory EF Thick Chick Hall of Fame Members (open for nominations)
MissJanet79
Spatts
Nicole
Daisy_Girl
Smurfy
Superqt4u2nv
Natglutes
BronzedGoddess
Dakotah
The anonymous bodacious beauty in Becoming's avatar...we'll call her The Unknown Booty.
If your name isn't here don't worry. You can be fine as hell and still not make this list. There are some absolutely drop dead gorgeous women not on this list (hi Seashell). It could mean I forgot you in a buttsex induced stupor or I just haven't gotten a good enough look at the booty. It could mean your booty is nice, but not rounder or thicker than average nice.
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down......OHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!
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