The SWAMP THING....HamsterHider in his clay mask...

[Big Buck]

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[HamsterHider]

All right ladies wanna kiss?
The whole mask experience was scary . mixed the ancient egyptian clay but then looked closely and it said it was from nevada in with apple cider vinegar. it fizzed like alka seltzer then stirred it up. put it on like it was mud all over. then 5 minutes into it started to constrict on my face. felt like it was going to collapse. then i though oh well at lesat i am on clen do i'll be able to breathe easier. i left it on for 20 minutes total. then had to take it off under scaleding hot water in the shower with one of those girly shower scrub puff things. but now my skin is freash and soft. Watch out Vegas I'z gotz game now biatch.

 

[HamsterHider]

aaaahright fooooolz. keep this bumped so the night crew can see my girly facial product and flame me.

 

[Big Johnson]

 

[HamsterHider]

See George made a smiley face after me.

 

[May1010]

M.


You kind of look like the evil mummy from "The Mummy." (the first one).

Ladies ... HH does have very nice skin. Pretty eyes too.



L.

 

[HamsterHider]

DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT COMMENT ON MY ASS

 

[HamsterHider]

Peaches here is the mask

 

[HamsterHider]

I don't understand why when i look like this I can't meet women

 

[Big Buck]

cuz you got no game fool....

 

[HamsterHider]

I think you are right. Give me a lesson then

 

[Big Buck]

what do u need to know?

 

[HamsterHider]

Everything, I do get smiles from the ladies I just don't ever approach them. I am quiet at first but once you get to know me you will not stop laughing, or i suppose get me drunk. I need game plans

 

[smallmovesal]

when they smile, that's your cue to approach.

 

[Big Buck]

I'm gonna have to come to Vegas and show your ass how to pimp.....

 

[Slice of Peach2]

My question is, is why did BBuck post it for you?

 

[Big Buck]

My question is, is why did BBuck post it for you?

cuz he couldn't post it from work.....

 

[smallmovesal]

pimp is such a nasty term wes

 

[HamsterHider]

Buck aaaaight. never ever work fri,sat or sundays and i bet we could get some girl to make may horny.

Peachy, my laptop wouldn't let me post it. Why would you have done it for me.

 

[Big Buck]

pimp is such a nasty term wes

Ok....I shall have to instruct the young lad in the finer points of courting a nice respectable lady....

....and tap dat ass

 

[Big Buck]

Buck aaaaight. never ever work fri,sat or sundays and i bet we could get some girl to make may horny.

Peachy, my laptop wouldn't let me post it. Why would you have done it for me.

I ain't never been to Vegas either....I'm plannin on a trip in the next couple months.

 

[HamsterHider]

ummm double up um um. let me see that tho tho tho thong.

 

[smallmovesal]

LOL that's better

hey how come i'm not on the list of girls on the sheets board? how come i even care enough to ask???

 

[HamsterHider]

Because you have not shown your sweet little red ripe apples or your delicately knit handbag to those nasty boyz, ooooh those nasty boyz

 

[Big Buck]

LOL that's better

hey how come i'm not on the list of girls on the sheets board? how come i even care enough to ask???

You gotta show some botty to the freaks over there....there are some horny, lonely losers over there!!!!

 

[smallmovesal]

i voted other just to spite them

you're really into the tunes today hammie aren't ya

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Buck aaaaight. never ever work fri,sat or sundays and i bet we could get some girl to make may horny.

Peachy, my laptop wouldn't let me post it. Why would you have done it for me.

Maybe...for the right price!

 

[HamsterHider]

And what would that price be?

Buck for real head to vegas some weekend. tons of scantily clad women in bathing suits at a club called the beach

 

[smallmovesal]

i think i want to start a thread asking who the coolest or smartest woman on the board is...

throw me some names

 

[HamsterHider]

The Proof is gone you lose BiggySmalls

 

[smallmovesal]

any more?

 

[Slice of Peach2]

smallmovesal is the coolest!!!!

 

[flexed1]

Buck maybe you can cum to Austin and show me how you pimp my ass? (lol)

 

[HamsterHider]

maybe GLP just for fun and captain Awesome

 

[smallmovesal]

too late!

 

[HamsterHider]

I want your tuna!!!!!!!!

 

[HamsterHider]

I am the swamp thing!!!! grrrrrr

 

[smallmovesal]

tuna? what am i missing here?

 

[HamsterHider]

The Swamp thing wants your tuna unpacked grrrrrrrr.

 

[HamsterHider]

Goodnight Board, Goodnight oh beautiful swamp thing, good night TUNA, good night may1010, good night bigjohnson who never invites me to play on icq goodnight everybody else

 

[smallmovesal]

we'll invite you next time hammie

you need to pm me your icq number.. i asked you for it last night.