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i'm in Killahbee's neck of the woods on sunday, so i meet him for a beer, which i was under the impression, he was buying, since i bought the last time and because he SAID he was buying.
we have a few beers and all he keeps talking about is some douche he works with and how his wife is in prison. I tell him, yeah, my sister is in that prison, but he keeps talking about what low life scum prison chicks are. I keep saying "yeah, like my sister" but really, i'm getting a little tired of it cause i've been hearing what a slutbag my sister is my whole life.
He tells me his coworker is writing to some chick his wife is locked up with, and how he's going to bang her when she gets out and mentions that her release date is set for Feb, 2006. I say "thats my sister's release date."
but i don't put 2 and 2 together yet of course, because there are hundreds of women in that penetentary. KB says from the sound of her, he wouldn't mind knocking a few more of her teeth loose himself.
ok, so fast forward to a few hours later. We've had about 12 beers each and i'm plastered. KB says he's going to take a leak and i say i'll meet him out front.
i'm waiting and waiting, pretty much falling asleep against the building cause i'm so hammered, when he finally comes out. apparently, he thought i paid (again) and tried to walk out but the bouncer roughed him up and took the money from his wallet, which was probably a lot since we drank so much.
he comes outside, yelling at me, his shirt ripped and dirty for some reason, and sucker punches me.
i don't take to that well.
so we start fighting, right there on the sidewalk. his sleeve is off and my shoe fell into a puddle.
we knocked into some lady while we were fighting and she hits us both with her purse, so now i have Luis Viuitton indentation in my forehead and KB has a welt across his nose.
eventually, we start laughing and help eachother up. I give him my sister's prison number so he can write her and we left, good friends again.
ps- my sister has herpes.
we have a few beers and all he keeps talking about is some douche he works with and how his wife is in prison. I tell him, yeah, my sister is in that prison, but he keeps talking about what low life scum prison chicks are. I keep saying "yeah, like my sister" but really, i'm getting a little tired of it cause i've been hearing what a slutbag my sister is my whole life.
He tells me his coworker is writing to some chick his wife is locked up with, and how he's going to bang her when she gets out and mentions that her release date is set for Feb, 2006. I say "thats my sister's release date."
but i don't put 2 and 2 together yet of course, because there are hundreds of women in that penetentary. KB says from the sound of her, he wouldn't mind knocking a few more of her teeth loose himself.
ok, so fast forward to a few hours later. We've had about 12 beers each and i'm plastered. KB says he's going to take a leak and i say i'll meet him out front.
i'm waiting and waiting, pretty much falling asleep against the building cause i'm so hammered, when he finally comes out. apparently, he thought i paid (again) and tried to walk out but the bouncer roughed him up and took the money from his wallet, which was probably a lot since we drank so much.
he comes outside, yelling at me, his shirt ripped and dirty for some reason, and sucker punches me.
i don't take to that well.
so we start fighting, right there on the sidewalk. his sleeve is off and my shoe fell into a puddle.
we knocked into some lady while we were fighting and she hits us both with her purse, so now i have Luis Viuitton indentation in my forehead and KB has a welt across his nose.
eventually, we start laughing and help eachother up. I give him my sister's prison number so he can write her and we left, good friends again.
ps- my sister has herpes.
