As far as random killing goes, this sniper is kick-ass! Think about it. This guy has just been killing useless sacks of skin whenever he feels like it and will not get caught (unless he wants to get caught).
If he is ever caught, there will be a mock trial and he will end up working for the government. Wait, what if he is already working for the government? This is not too outlandish of a notion. It would be an excellent way to scare people into conformity. Nothing like a fear fest to pass shady agendas without a second thought.
So in conclusion, on behalf of CNN, I would like to thank the US government for giving us this "sniper." Since people really do not seem to be too effected by him, they may cancel his DC area shows and take him on the road for a tour of the country. How exciting would that be for CNN? We could probably even see a little martial law handed down by good 'ole Uncle Sam!
If he is ever caught, there will be a mock trial and he will end up working for the government. Wait, what if he is already working for the government? This is not too outlandish of a notion. It would be an excellent way to scare people into conformity. Nothing like a fear fest to pass shady agendas without a second thought.
So in conclusion, on behalf of CNN, I would like to thank the US government for giving us this "sniper." Since people really do not seem to be too effected by him, they may cancel his DC area shows and take him on the road for a tour of the country. How exciting would that be for CNN? We could probably even see a little martial law handed down by good 'ole Uncle Sam!

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