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Nathan

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Imagine a gang of retarded kids. They hang out on the same corner day in and day out and harass passersby. Basically, they're a gang of hooligans and they're up to no good like all the time. Their leader is only semi-retarded so he can tell right from wrong. The others do whatever he tells them to and they aren't smart enough to come up with the idea to overthrow him as leader of their little tribe. Now, I know what you're thinking, and you're right. The leader of any gang of retards can't be completely stupid since the idea itself is a genius one. The leader uses his retard followers as a front for drug deals since no one would ever expect a Downie to be dealing narcotics. This, my friends, is one sure fire way to rule the world. It may take a few years, but eventually you will be King of the Universe and all you have to do is make sure your retarded followers breed excessively so that you amass enough of an army to usurp the rest of mankind. No one would ever see it coming.
 
You, my Donnie Darko-admiring anal-tickling waste of ASCII, have just exposed the strategy of the religious right.
 
I was cruising my 1600 down the road a few years ago and came upon a "Short Bus" full of special kids. they were all looking over at me so I revved my bike and waved to em. I swear to god they all went ape shit screaming and laughin and waving and pointing. At that point I knew what a Rock Star felt like...LMAO!
 
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I was cruising my 1600 down the road a few years ago and came upon a "Short Bus" full of special kids. they were all looking over at me so I revved my bike and waved to em. I swear to god they all went ape shit screaming and laughin and waving and pointing. At that point I knew what a Rock Star felt like...LMAO!

Adoration from one's peers is a wonderful feeling indeed. :D

J/K
 
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