You havent directly helped me but you have made me understand you as a person better.
1) I like the way you punked out to your roommate and how he used you like a rubber and threw you away. This has taught me that I could use you for money if I ever met you and you wouldnt do shit about it.
2) I also like how you go to the pre-schools, elementary, and intermediate schools looking for dates. This has taught me that I should never have a daughter.