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calveless wonder
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holy fuck wow.
I'm starting to believe my life is like a movie.
i dropped off my boy visiting from out of town today at the beach. i had to run a bunch of errands and he was staying at my place.
so i come pick him up...and he's like "yeah so, i met these 2 hot 19 year old canadian chicks at the beach. they were with their parents and they were dying to get out" LMAO.
So...he's like, t hey want to hang out later. i'm like cool.
we don't hear from them and figure they're gonna flake, so we get some alcohol and make other plans.
they text us as we're about to go out..so we're like ok, and pick them up.
I see them and they're both SMOKIng hot, like solid 9's. One blonde and one brunette. I hit it off with the blonde (she was cooler) but my boy was like i want to hit that, so i was like "of course since you picked them up". So we pick them up and i take them to one of my local spots, but they were IDing and even after talking to the bar manager who i knew they wouldn't let them in.
so im like fuck it, lets go to this other spot where i figured they wouldnt ID (but still a nice place). we end up going there and of course...no ID's. we end up looking like pimps. great conversation, feeding them drinks, drove them around in a nice car, invite them back to our beach condo etc.
money as fuck. so the one girl i was hitting on was bugging out because her parents were texting her where she was LOL. but we end up walking them to their place, and me and my boy both do our thing and end up making out with the chicks (my girl had a BF, but i still made it happen). We make plans for tomorrow morning before they leave so we can bang them. they were gonna go back to our place
ok, so i get home...and i text the other 19 year old i'm banging, and guess where she was? The place i took the other girls initially....which i went into for a second!!!!!!!! She doesn't even live anywhere close to this place.
if i went in th ere with them it would have been a fuckin disaster. The girl i texted was the same girl i made out with in front of the OLD girl i dated. for me to show up with a new girl would have been bad
now shes coming over with her friend, and i feel like a scumbag. but its ok!!
fuck it
ps before i get verbally berated by any girls, i've mentioned i'm eternally single unless i say so. but its awkward nonetheless
I'm starting to believe my life is like a movie.
i dropped off my boy visiting from out of town today at the beach. i had to run a bunch of errands and he was staying at my place.
so i come pick him up...and he's like "yeah so, i met these 2 hot 19 year old canadian chicks at the beach. they were with their parents and they were dying to get out" LMAO.
So...he's like, t hey want to hang out later. i'm like cool.
we don't hear from them and figure they're gonna flake, so we get some alcohol and make other plans.
they text us as we're about to go out..so we're like ok, and pick them up.
I see them and they're both SMOKIng hot, like solid 9's. One blonde and one brunette. I hit it off with the blonde (she was cooler) but my boy was like i want to hit that, so i was like "of course since you picked them up". So we pick them up and i take them to one of my local spots, but they were IDing and even after talking to the bar manager who i knew they wouldn't let them in.
so im like fuck it, lets go to this other spot where i figured they wouldnt ID (but still a nice place). we end up going there and of course...no ID's. we end up looking like pimps. great conversation, feeding them drinks, drove them around in a nice car, invite them back to our beach condo etc.
money as fuck. so the one girl i was hitting on was bugging out because her parents were texting her where she was LOL. but we end up walking them to their place, and me and my boy both do our thing and end up making out with the chicks (my girl had a BF, but i still made it happen). We make plans for tomorrow morning before they leave so we can bang them. they were gonna go back to our place
ok, so i get home...and i text the other 19 year old i'm banging, and guess where she was? The place i took the other girls initially....which i went into for a second!!!!!!!! She doesn't even live anywhere close to this place.
if i went in th ere with them it would have been a fuckin disaster. The girl i texted was the same girl i made out with in front of the OLD girl i dated. for me to show up with a new girl would have been bad
now shes coming over with her friend, and i feel like a scumbag. but its ok!!
fuck it
ps before i get verbally berated by any girls, i've mentioned i'm eternally single unless i say so. but its awkward nonetheless
