The party has ended

[satanic goatslayer]

Why?

Why did I feel the need to smash my shine jug over my lady friend Jeanna's face?

Why did I have to get laced in the face with a lance by Toothless?

Why must I always have to drink myself into a coma?

Why do I live?

Why does the feeling of blood splatter make me ejaculate?

Why does Danke Schoen bring back feelings of empathy and hostility at the same time?

I know why.

I'm retarded.

Please shoot me.

And then bang yourself in the skull with a .410.

Word.........

Jah.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Could it be a fantasmic scimitar thrown through my throat?

That offends me.

RazamaTAZZZZZ.

 

[fiatconspiracy]

fuck man, a .41? nice..... i read this post and I think $20,000 worth of therapy..... lithium, sri's, anti- psychotics....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I work through my mental problems with a bottle of shine and a Johnny Cash CD. Sometimes I add some black tar in there, but I like to think of myself having kicked that addiction.

A good day or night to you fiat, my friend.

Ice Iced Corpse.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Early one morning while stabbing that fat cunt
I took a shot of moonshine and I ate her blubber down

 

[satanic goatslayer]

All the heathens are dead
And May1010 is gay
Out for a brutal stabbing
On a bleak Monday

I'd be safe and warm
(I'd be safe and warm)
If I was eating the flesh of Jay

STOPPED INTO A CHURCH
I PASSED ALONG THE WAY

WELL I FUCKING PUNCHED THE PRIEST COCKSUCKER
AND FUCKING MUTILATED HIS BODY WITH MY PICKAXE AND CRUSHED HIS SKULL INTO SMALL FUCKING PIECES WITH WHICH I CONTRUCTED AN HOMAGE TO MY FAITH. HEATHEN.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I KNOW A MAN AIN'T SUPPOSED TO DIE

BUT HIS USELESS LIFE WAS TOO MUCH TO BEAR SO I HAD HIM SLAUGHTERED WITH A KUKRI.

HONEY HONEY DIE.

 

[MrMuscle]

Let Jesus save you

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Jesus snorted draino.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I once spotted a man in my homeland holding a small goat in his arms. When the locals spotted his skin color, they shot him on sight.

This leads me to a serious question.

Do the cookies that the monster ate really contain the bile of heretics, or have I been deceived by my lineage?

#1.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

It seems the only way
Tell me how to tear your uterus out
And I will
I will
Dream.................

But dreams do little, if anything to soothe the wounds.
So we must turn to either our minds or narcotics.
Which method depends on the individual.

Personally, I think that a strong mind is able to overcome addiction, if such a thing occurs in a strong mind, but I'll be damned if I haven't ever sat around and started twitching for a jolt. The feeling of that oil circulating leads me to think that it could be the way to Jah, but sometimes, well, most always, I think of good old Freddy while I dance around in my curling attire.

Fortnight.

 

[Milhouse]

your fucking hammered right now arent you?lol

 

[FyreWomanGoddess]

No, he suffers from a terminal illness called stupidity which also happens to be his disability too.

 

[Milhouse]

No, he suffers from a terminal illness called stupidity which also happens to be his disability too.

At least he has something to say you dumb cunt.

 

[SAGAT]

hey, that's danke schön, not danke schoen. so you know what to say when you impale/liquidate/otherwise hurt a german man/woman, ok?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

No, he suffers from a terminal illness called stupidity which also happens to be his disability too.

This coming from a twat with a signature that reads "Red is a bitch and she even know that she is."

Die.

And thank you SAGAT.

 

[Bodhidogma]

goatslayer for president.

 

[Benzi]

What would we do without SG?

 

[68GT350]

He posts this filth about MY religion and May1010 is the banned one?