The one eyed cat

[Garza]

I told you all about this cat, how it got sick and ended up losing its eye somehow. Here is a pic.

 

[danielson]

you come near me with a piece of bread and ill run a mile

 

[HamsterHider]

WHAT DO CATS TASTE LIKE?

 

[JohnyJuice]

You have a one eyed cat? Are you talking about your pussy or your feline?

 

[dballer]

GARZA BUMP

 

[PinK233]

Awww that poor little pussy

 

[daised]

Garza should we start calling you Odysseus?

no one will probably get this

 

[starfish]

Poor kitty. Put an eyepatch on him and he will look very COOL

starfish

 

[HighIntensity]

thats unnecessary

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[spongebob]

WHAT DO CATS TASTE LIKE?

why chicken of course.

 

[spongebob]

i had a three lagged cat once, he got into a car accident.
we called him tripod or yardstick all the time.
he eventually ran...i mean hopped away one day.

p.s. yardstick=three feet.

 

[freshr1]

WHAT DO CATS TASTE LIKE?

Like pussy, duh. Too easy

Hey spongebob!!! Nice back in your avatar.

 

[spongebob]

Like pussy, duh. Too easy

Hey spongebob!!! Nice back in your avatar.

thanks bro!
is that you on the cycle?

 

[freshr1]

thanks bro!
is that you on the cycle?

Yeah it is! That's not my bike, it's a friends but I got the same one with different exhaust... and 30 less rwhp

 

[spongebob]

thats cool bro. i'd be hamburger meat if i tried that shit.

 

[Austin316]

Garza should we start calling you Odysseus?

no one will probably get this

The cyclops thing right, and how Oddyseus cut its eye out

 

[PHATchik]

Oooooh, very nice Austin! My mom is an English teacher and teaches this every single semester, and I have heard it over and over, and I still didn't catch on. I'm impressed. You deserve a reward!

 

[Austin316]

Oh do I now? I know my mythology sister, don't get me started or I might have to impress you some more

 

[PHATchik]

Hmmm, I think that I might be tempted to get you started then when you put it that way. I'm sure you could think of some way to impress me.

 

[Austin316]

I think I may have flustered you enough lol, check your sentence babe. u know what Im talking about, flustering hehe

 

[PHATchik]

A comma huh? Well, whose fault is that anyway? Hehe. You've done enough for one night Mister. So there. Night Babe

 

[Austin316]

not nearly enough, stupid time

 

[PHATchik]

Yea, I know....blame Father Time...and your boss and my teachers.

 

[OMEGA]

BB