The Official Sensitive Bitch Post

[PlateheadJim]

Ok, who has male friends that behave like sensitive little bitches?

A couple examples:

Mr. Estrogen

Mr. E likes to throw his hands up (in a gay kind of fashion) and usually doesn't like anybody to talk mean to him in meetings or his feelings get hurt and he rights a long letter.. He cooks/does ballet and has a wife that looks like Russle Crowe..

Oh, he also yo yo diets, eats tofu and wears pink shirts...

Mr. Wanna Be

He usually talks about being tough, watches wrestling, battle bots,etc while laying his fat beer gut on the couch eating cheeto's .. Of course he is too much of a pussy to spend time in the weight room explaining that it's dangerous..

Mr. Insecure Coffee Shop Intellectual

You know the type, they usually are extremly thin and try their best not to offend anyone with a hint of masculinity.. Since they're so insecure they usually pick their speech dialog out of a harliquin romance novell, using exotic words when only simple communication is required..

Also, the girls let them hang with them since they don't pose a threat..

The Domesticated "Boy"

He barbecues, has 2.5 kids, about 40 extra "gut pounds", helps his wife shop for shoes, has sex once a month if he kisses ass, only can fantasize about blow jobs, enjoys gardening and mowing the lawn, watches football when his wife lets him, lets his wife dress him, follows the rules and laws of society, and is pretty much dead...

 

[dballer]

bump

 

[Puddin]

yup, i know someone like mr.e! he one of my roommates. he doesn't have a girlfriend but he still dresses in pink from time to time. when he does have his little feelings hurt he makes that little fagget coughing noise and walks away to his room and plays with his toys. he used to weigh 280lbs. in high school but through starving himelf and running for an hour aday he is now at 135 and looks like a damn skeleton. he is always fucking moody and eats like a rabbit. he seems to be on a perpetual diet. i hate him.

 

[Kid Dynamite]

Puddin-
I hope you don't kill said roomate. How would you pay rent?

 

[PlateheadJim]

Roomates..

Originally Posted by Puddin[/]

yup, i know someone like mr.e! he one of my roommates. he doesn't have a girlfriend but he still dresses in pink from time to time.

I fondly remember my roommate in college... His name was Ken, but I often called him Kenneth just to be an asshole.. He was always so sensitive and wanted to be "friends" first with bitches so he never got laid.

One day I was not getting enough so I decided to call a girlfriend from New Port Beach,Ca.. She was a fun .. VERY FUN.. A model that I would fly to whereever I was and fuck the shit out of me (she required hours & hours of this). So, she hopped into a plane and flew into the Birmingham airport (I was going to the University of Alabama) where I picked her up.

Anyway, I invited Ken to go out to a club with us and thought, maybe he could get laid with the help of my friend.. No, he was a fucking sorry ass depressive bitch that didn't feel "comfortable" around all the smoke & naughty music.. This pissed off my bitch (for the life of me I can't remember her name).

So, finally after wasting time & dancing all night (with Ken sitting in a corner getting drunk as usual) we went back to the apartment. It was late so Ken collapsed onto the couch and I went in the next room to fuck my fun bitch - since she was pissed she made it a point to moan REALLY loud so Ken couldn't get any sleep all night.

The next EARLY morning it was time to drive her back to the airport before class so I voluntered Ken to do this. I talked him into driving even though he had 0 sleep the night before while I sat in the back seat with her getting one last blow job..

The next day Ken split and moved in with this fat bitch forcing me to pay the FULL rent until I could find another roomate, this time I found a nice girl that enjoyed paying the entire rent monthly since she believed my excuses.

Ahhhhhh, college, that was fun!

 

[bigschweeler]

The Domesticated "Boy"

He barbecues, has 2.5 kids, about 40 extra "gut pounds", helps his wife shop for shoes, has sex once a month if he kisses ass, only can fantasize about blow jobs, enjoys gardening and mowing the lawn, watches football when his wife lets him, lets his wife dress him, follows the rules and laws of society, and is pretty much dead... [/B]

Most the guys I work with are like this.