The Official Prove You Are Real Thread

[tripleblonde]

anybody got any suggestions or proof

let's see/hear em'

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i've got some ideas for how you could prove it. PM me for all the dirty details

 

[bran987]

your word isn't good enough?

 

[tripleblonde]

your word isn't good enough?

unfortunately ef isn't texas

 

[Lao Tzu]

what else would we be? alters?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

your word isn't good enough?

 

[vinylgroover]

I'm much hotter in real life.

 

[tripleblonde]

let me rephrase that

prove you are the handle and personality that you present yourself to be

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I'm not real. I'm a figment of your imagination. Until you stop imagining me, I'll haunt you forever.

 

[jerkbox]

send me pics with "jbox" written on your ass and or tummy

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

let me rephrase that

prove you are the handle and personality that you present yourself to be

you would freak out if i posted my drivers license and it said juicedpigtails.

 

[The_Ghost]

let me rephrase that

prove you are the handle and personality that you present yourself to be

well some have met me so I know I am real!

 

[InTraining]

I am an alter of BBF.

 

[Lao Tzu]

This is me, but how can i act like this in person? in person you can't approach strangers and make fun of them, then debate international politics the next minute.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I am an alter of BBF.

ditto. i'm his puppet, his hand is up my ass and manipulating my mouth.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Meet me in oklahoma city. I'll fuck you six ways from sunday.

 

[tripleblonde]

you would freak out if i posted my drivers license and it said juicedpigtails.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

ditto. i'm his puppet, his hand is up my ass and manipulating my mouth.

who is enjoying it more?

 

[Lao Tzu]

who is enjoying it more?

your grandma, she is the one applying the lotion.

enjoy that joke while it lasts people, im going to have to edit it in a minute.

 

[tripleblonde]

send me pics with "jbox" written on your ass and or tummy

red lipstick or pink?

 

[jerkbox]

red lipstick or pink?

suprise me

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Ok, someone can volunteer to talk to various EF members on the phone, by giving on their number, and taking calls. See if the person speaking has the same voice or number, etc as other members. I'm not sure that would work either though.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

your grandma, she is the one applying the lotion.

enjoy that joke while it lasts people, im going to have to edit it in a minute.

nah, it's cool.

if you were serious, however.......

 

[Lao Tzu]

Ok, someone can volunteer to talk to various EF members on the phone, by giving on their number, and taking calls. See if the person speaking has the same voice or number, etc as other members. I'm not sure that would work either though.

Sure. let me get the al pacino soundboard out though.

 

[p0ink]

i have spoken on the phone with EF members before and exchanged pics.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

poink so have I. I'm sure some peeps aren't alters.

 

[jackangel]

your grandma, she is the one applying the lotion.

enjoy that joke while it lasts people, im going to have to edit it in a minute.

why wait that long

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I've met one EF member. That person knows I'm real.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

I was gonna post some pictures from my gallery, but it won't even let me see my own pictures anymore. How fucked up is that? I gotta be platinum to see my own shit?

 

[The_Eviscerator]

i have spoken on the phone with EF members before and exchanged pics.

You guys are nuts... I like jawin with you guys, but chances are all the chicks are 55 year old male necrophiliac pedophiles with a speech impediments and all the men are, well horny guys trying to bang the 55 year old necrophiliac pedophiles with speech impediments.

 

[p0ink]

haha!

nah, i would have no problem meeting some people on EF. i can handle my own.

there needs to be another EF meetup at vegas. i would make a personal appearance at something like that, if some other decent members went.

 

[Pamela]

I'm much hotter in real life.

Yes you are..

"Thunder from Down Under"

 

[The_Eviscerator]

haha!

nah, i would have no problem meeting some people on EF. i can handle my own.

there needs to be another EF meetup at vegas. i would make a personal appearance at something like that, if some other decent members went.

Vegas I can do... count me in. I wouldn't mind meeting some hot 55 year old necrophiliac pedophiles with speech impediments.

 

[SoreArms]

I'll pinch myself, if it hurts, I'm real

 

[Nathan]

I'm perfectly willing to meet anyone on here so long as I don't have to travel very far. I've met a few other members on here as well.

 

[plornive]

I haven't often said much about myself.

"I'm real!"

There.

 

[plornive]

I'm perfectly willing to meet anyone on here so long as I don't have to travel very far. I've met a few other members on here as well.

Me too. If anyone wants to meet up for a drink in Hong Kong or South China just let me know.

 

[Paulo]

I've met one EF member. That person knows I'm real.

 

[ChefWide]

You could retrieve a fluid sample from me and have it tested.

 

[from zero]

I know 2 people on here. So, according to that, and the rest of the data I have compiled over the years, I can attest that at least 2 people are real.

 

[Raina]

It's hard to deny someone is real when they have met a lot of other members in person.

 

[Nubly]

there was a study done that stated most peoples personas differ from online and reality. i am a gentleman in either one

your grandma, she is the one applying the lotion.

enjoy that joke while it lasts people, im going to have to edit it in a minute.

 

[bluepeter]

I'm a scary motherfuckin figment of your imagination.....................













Boo!

 

[Lao Tzu]

there was a study done that stated most peoples personas differ from online and reality. i am a gentleman in either one

I assure you that in real life that i make insults towards the grandmothers of tattoed ex-marines just like i do online. You callin me a liar?

 

[Smurfy]

Lumberg knows how real I am

 

[plornive]

Lumberg knows how real I am

Really? Exactly, then, how real are you?