*The Number 666*

[MommaKin]

666 - The number of the beast,
667 - neighbor of the beast
660 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666666 - Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 - Beast Common Denominator
666 ^ (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
0666 - English area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now!
Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666?F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank,
$666 minimum deposit
666% - Interest rate charged by Tony the Beast, local loan shark
666iv - Local statute number regarding Beast parking
"If 666 Was 999" - recently discovered Jimi Hendrixixix outtake
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast (sic) (sic) (sic) - three Beastly errors in spelling or grammar in the original
666i - BMW of the Beast

 

[saint808]

that was so funny i saved it and am going to share it with my whole adress book.

 

[WODIN]

On a semi serious note in Rome it was common to associate numbers with letters and derive a value for the name. Which had some kind of meaning to the people of the day. Anywho, old Nero's name does = 666 and he did burn down Rome which was the then known center of the world.

Plus when St. John wrote the revelation he was recovering from being deep fried in oil by those Roman guys. They tried to kill him it just didn't take. Boy where they a crack up bunch of party animals. Get drunk-deep fry a christian.

 

[Roadblock]

Hehe, you lighten up my day

 

[saint808]

nero sure could play the fiddle tho...

 

[6(SIC)6]

Hey are you making fun of my name?