Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

The NUG Army is Almost Fully Assembled.

D

decem

New member
The NUG Army is being assembled as we speak. The current chain of command is as follows:

Commanding Officer (aka Head Nugga in Charge) - Decem
Executive Officer - HI
Sergeant Major - Nathan
Gunnery Sergeant - Darktooth

1st Platoon
Platoon Commander - Plornive
Platoon Sergeant - Sexual Mustard

2nd Platoon
Platoon Commander - Casavant
Platoon Sergeant - rotovibe


3rd Platoon (aka The Rasberry Berets)
Platoon Commander - The Nature Boy
Platoon Sergeant - HappyScrappy

Weapons Platoon
Platoon Commander - SuperDave
Platoon Sergeant - GenetiKing
1st Squad - Bodhidharma


As you can see, the positions of power have been filled. Now all we need are bodies to fill in the ranks and fight for the cause..

So who's with us?

BTW.. i'll promote the first recruit that comes up with a good set of words that fit into the acronym NUG (not.. this should preferably relate to atheism or anti-christianity or anarchy or somethng along those lines) to e-3.
 
Last edited:
decem said:
ooh.. good one..

are you ready to serve the NUG Army with loyalty and courage recruit superdave?
Click to expand...
Give me a title or make me an officer or something since I gave you a good acronym ;)
 
2 questions........





1) What is a NUG?:confused:






2) You are going to put smalls in charge of weapons? I like her and all, but she is Canadian. :worried: :D
 
alright alright superdave.. big4life has a very valid point.. besides.. i really dont' even talk to smalls any more so her loyalty is questionable.

superdave is now the new Platoon Commander of WPNS co.


that's great to hear bodhi.. i'll put you under superdave in weapons platoon




steroid virgin.. you are quite the bitch nowadays aren't you?
 
i'm working..

you're at home on your computer instead of spending time with your family.. or working out.. or going to church (not that that's useful).. or dating.. or studying.. or whatever..

i think YOU need to get a hobby..



and you never started the nug thing dipshit.. it's totally my creation.
 
Moron... When I said " Im the one who made up all the stupid NUG shit", I was being sarcastic... Man, you must really be a dense kid... I was making fun of you because this whole nug thing is stupid.. are you familliar with the term sarcasm?? I'd never take credit for such a stupid idea.. You can have all the credit buddy.. dont worry
 
By the way.. nice to see you deleted the thread you made called Steroid Virgin is a bitch....

Son, you dont want to open that can of worms with me, friend, because I will beat you down physically, mentally and spiritually...
 
Naturally
Utilize
Girls

Nivek
Undertakes
God
(just for show purposes only)

Nonprofit
Urban
Guerillas

Noble
Utmost
Guards
 
steroid virgin.. the only reason i deleted it is because you were so honored to have a thread made in your name.. and the only thing your beating down is the wad of cum that's lodged in your mom's throat from the last dude she gave a blow job to in the subway bathroom for $5 and you'll be doing so with the her 12" strap-on dick that she makes you wear..



bodhi.. sorry slick.. i changed it



nice nivek.. would you like to join?
 
Last edited:
Steroid_Virgin

you sound like you have a large stick up your recem, is this true?
Or are you constipated, sounds like you maybe.

your a tool, plain and simple, have fun in life.
 
decem said:
alright alright superdave.. big4life has a very valid point.. besides.. i really dont' even talk to smalls any more so her loyalty is questionable.

superdave is now the new Platoon Commander of WPNS co.


that's great to hear bodhi.. i'll put you under superdave in weapons platoon




steroid virgin.. you are quite the bitch nowadays aren't you?
Click to expand...

That works out as I have military experience (Marines).
SEMPER FIDELIS
 
nature boy.. a note has been made in the original post to reflect the naming convention..


superdave.. when'd you serve?

i was a corpsman with the marines for six years..
 
HighIntensity said:
Steroid_Virgin

you sound like you have a large stick up your recem, is this true?
Or are you constipated, sounds like you maybe.

your a tool, plain and simple, have fun in life.
Click to expand...

???
 
I won't wear a beret because it'll mess up my hair-- but give me a desert eagle and I promise you won't be disappointed. I'm pretty good with a gun. ;)
 
spentagn said:


"Recem" is English? And by the way, it's "you're a tool," not "your a tool." That's English for you.
Click to expand...

thanks teach, now get that dick out of your mouth...love this people who want perfect grammer on a steriod site.lol
 
HighIntensity said:


thanks teach, now get that dick out of your mouth...love this people who want perfect grammer on a steriod site.lol
Click to expand...

No HI, I want to get under your conceited skin. And when you question another's understanding of "english" you're really showing off that great education of yours.
 
spent... HI's right.. it's quite lame to flame for grammar..




raina.. of course not dear.. but i must admit that i've been debating on where to put you.. i know you'd be excellent on the front lines but then your previous offers at baking to keep the army well nourished has me tempted to have you be in charge of the galley/chow hall. which would you prefer?


nivek.. welcome aboard son. you'll be under plornive in 1st platoon..
 
HighIntensity said:
judgeing me again? kinda stupid considering
Click to expand...

Thanks, I'll take note.

And decem, I sincerely apologize. I really wanted to only have cool flames in everyone's book. Like religion, now THAT's an awesome subject to flame.
 
cool.. the galley will be run by raina and nicole.. both serving at equally powerful positions.. and both armed.. just keep my boys well fed ok?



CK.. your acronym phrase thingy sucks balls.. but i'll still make you a sniper if you'd like. you diggity?


SV.. go piss a rope ratboy.
 
decem said:
cool.. the galley will be run by raina and nicole.. both serving at equally powerful positions.. and both armed.. just keep my boys well fed ok?



CK.. your acronym phrase thingy sucks balls.. but i'll still make you a sniper if you'd like. you diggity?


SV.. go piss a rope ratboy.
Click to expand...

I thought you were the Commanding Fluffer....
 
actually.. now that i think about it.. raina can handle the cooking AND the service..

you can serve topless..




that is all.


dismissed
 
damn.. sorry nugs.. out of sight out of mind.. you haven't been posting much..


hmm.... where can we put you?

how bout you serve as Plornive's right hand man in 1st platoon.. we'll allow sexual mustard to rejoin, though at a more subordinate position, later in the future should he choose to do so..

it's all coming together motivators.. the chain of command is as follows:


Commanding Officer (aka Head Nugga in Charge) - Decem
Executive Officer - HI
Sergeant Major - Nathan
Gunnery Sergeant - Darktooth

1st Platoon
Platoon Commander - Plornive
Platoon Sergeant - TPC
Nivek

2nd Platoon
Platoon Commander - Casavant
Platoon Sergeant - rotovibe


3rd Platoon (aka The Rasberry Berets)
Platoon Commander - The Nature Boy
Platoon Sergeant - HappyScrappy

Weapons Platoon
Platoon Commander - SuperDave
Platoon Sergeant - GenetiKing
1st Squad - Bodhidharma


Galley
Head Nuggette in Charge - Raina

STA Platoon
Crimson King


Miscellaneous
Soldier that walks around topless doing nothing but looking pretty.. - Nicole
 
tee hee...I'm important kinda.
I imagine Decem saying all of his posts on this thread really fast with a commanding tone. I'm impressed.

Anyway, I have to go rape a chicken cause that's what we do here in Canada at around this time of day. Don't worry though, it will not hinder my duty in the NUG army - I'll be spouting NUG propaganda throughout the entire raping. :)

How 'bout Narcissistic (sp? - I forgot) Underminers of God. Alright I'm working on it - leave me be.
 
snakeyes.jpg
 
You people know your following a gay hawaiin calendar boy..Not that there is anything wrong with it..I just think you all should know why Corn is so driven about being the number two guy in this daisy chain.
 
we don't have any yet.. we haven't had anyone in the enlisted ranks long enough to "warrant" the rank of warrant officer..
 
NicolePap said:
is I will on a training mission this weekend for my misc. position...
Click to expand...


will you be training for your missionary position?


like that..

that's what i meant..


sheesh.


some people..

have to spell EVERYTHING out for them..























































:)
 
decem said:
just a few more troops to fight for the cause and we'll initiate the movement.


who else wants in?
Click to expand...

I'll join up, but I need some cool rank like, Lord High Commander of the 3rd Pacific Fleet.
 
No Underwear Gang

Nipples Useless. Grrr.

New Utopian Groupthink

Naugahyde Upholstered Garments

New Undergarments, Gertrude?

Nice. Upchucking Gophers.

Nuggas Under Glass
 
CK.. it's a no go on the mods.. they have no integrity or honor..


good to hear code.. and you got it.. we need some sea power as well..

here's the updated COC.



Commanding Officer (aka Head Nugga in Charge) - Decem
Executive Officer - HI
Sergeant Major - Nathan
Gunnery Sergeant - Darktooth

1st Platoon
Platoon Commander - Plornive
Platoon Sergeant - TPC
Nivek

2nd Platoon
Platoon Commander - Casavant
Platoon Sergeant - rotovibe


3rd Platoon (aka The Rasberry Berets)
Platoon Commander - The Nature Boy
Platoon Sergeant - HappyScrappy

Weapons Platoon
Platoon Commander - SuperDave
Platoon Sergeant - GenetiKing
1st Squad - Bodhidharma


Galley
Head Nuggette in Charge - Raina

STA Platoon
Crimson King


Miscellaneous
Soldier that walks around topless doing nothing but looking pretty.. - Nicole


Pacific Fleet
Lord High Commander - Code
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

p0ink
Detailed Outline of All The LIES in Farenheiht 9/11
Replies
18
Views
5K
Burning_Inside
Burning_Inside
Top Bottom