******The never-ending nosy parker thread******

[tuc biscuit]

I ask a question, the next person answers it they also ask another question, the next person answers that and asks another question and so on.



How many pairs of shoes do you own?

 

[jh1]

You are so fucking fat.

 

[ChefWide]

You mean, like, answer a question with a question?

 

[flexygrl]

10 pairs.

Do you like animals?

 

[Smurfy]

Yes love animals.

How many siblings do you have?

 

[bran987]

1.

what did you dream about last night?

 

[ChefWide]

Two sisters one brother.

Are you allergic to nuts?

 

[Smurfy]

No, not allergic to nuts.

Favorite TV show?

 

[MAX 300]

Simpsons

Spit or swallow?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Simpsons

Spit or swallow?

Spit

You lick the kitty?

 

[MAX 300]

ALWAYS!!!!

Do you kiss it? <- dumb ass question since I already implied that in my previous question, sorry

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yes

do you feel guilty when you spit?

 

[MAX 300]

Do you kiss it?

yes

 

[Smurfy]

no not guilty at all.

how often do you get shitfaced?

 

[SoreArms]

often

Do you snort?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

no not guilty at all.

how often do you get shitfaced?

Word sista me either!

Very rarely now maybe once ever 3 or 4 months.

Do you roll?

 

[Smurfy]

i roll a bowling ball everynow and then but Im really not any good despite being on a bowling league for 5 years.

are your nails real or fake?

 

[ChefWide]

Real, but I have silk wrapped tips on my index and middle fingers of my picking hand: can't stand finger picks.

Do you kiss IMMEDIATELY after oral sex?

 

[tuc biscuit]

yes

do you like almonds?

 

[Smurfy]

no almonds are nasty.

what kind of underwear do you have on?

 

[ChefWide]

Tight boxer briefs.

Is it rude not to swallow?

 

[tuc biscuit]

sweat soaked

do you like blue cheese?

 

[Seashell]

@ gd's out of synch reply..

No, blue cheese is gross.


Would you run nekkid through a crowded mall for $50,000?

 

[jh1]

Sure... as long as it isn't illegal.

What time is it?

 

[powerforward]

4:06

do i get karma for this?

 

[Seashell]

Sadly no.

Do you have any pets?

 

[BrandonXJ]

 

[Buddy_Christ]

yes, 2 cats, 2 dogs.

have you masturbated to Seashell's gallery?

 

[Seashell]

yes, 2 cats, 2 dogs.

have you masturbated to Seashell's gallery?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hey, i masturbate to pictures of myself too, so it's cool Seashell.

 

[Bullit]

yes, 2 cats, 2 dogs.

have you masturbated to Seashell's gallery?

No, but I have to yours.


DO YOU LIKE GOOD FOOD?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

No, but I have to yours.


DO YOU LIKE GOOD FOOD?

Sure do!



Do you like the smell of your own farts?

 

[Bullit]

Sure do!



Do you like the smell of your own farts?

Indeed I do.

Is that a little bacon strip stain I see in your avatar?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Indeed I do.

Is that a little bacon strip stain I see in your avatar?

1

NO

Why don't you post as much anymore?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i post more than i should actually.


when was the last time you got a good spanking?

 

[tuc biscuit]

surprisingly recently


ever been punched hard in the face?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

never hard enough to leave a mark. did have a flashlight broken while being slammed across my face once. that kinda tickled.

ever eaten moldy food and not know about it until afterwards?

 

[tuc biscuit]

yes, once ate a whole lot of prawns that were a long time gone, they had the texture of cottage cheese............and by god did I know wabout it afterwards


what is the worst place you have been sick in

 

[jerkbox]

yes, once ate a whole lot of prawns that were a long time gone, they had the texture of cottage cheese............and by god did I know wabout it afterwards


what is the worst place you have been sick in

a campfire where they were burning tires after i had several martinis, lots of beer, and lots of weed.

why is asstails such a chode?

 

[Taps]

no idea

ever kill a man?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

not that i can admit to without fear of reprocussion.

ever been hit on by a member of the same sex?

 

[Taps]

yes

ever sleep with a member of the same sex?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

sexually? no. have had to share beds before though.


ever torture small, defenseless animals?

 

[jerkbox]

sexually? no. have had to share beds before though.


ever torture small, defenseless animals?

i would consider it if that small helpless animal was pigtails.....


ever poop black?

 

[Mr. dB]

Only when taking Pepto Bismol.

What is the largest animal you've accidentally run over with your car?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Only when taking Pepto Bismol.

What is the largest animal you've accidentally run over with your car?

Pretty lucky never made any road kill.


What is your favorite colour?

 

[c-sharp minor]

Pretty lucky never made any road kill.


What is your favorite colour?

Fuschia.


Do you wear underwear from members of the opposite sex?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Fuschia.


Do you wear underwear from members of the opposite sex?

Never! LOL


What colour are your eyes?

 

[Smurfy]

brown.

did u ever play a musical instrument?

 

[c-sharp minor]

Never! LOL


What colour are your eyes?

Green with flecks of brown.


Do you bite your nails?


(finger or toe)

Too slow.....ooops.

 

[flexygrl]

Green with flecks of brown.


Do you bite your nails?


(finger or toe)

Too slow.....ooops.

No, I don't.


How are you doing? Family's holding up?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

No, I don't.


How are you doing? Family's holding up?

I am doing grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat! My family is also well.



Who is your favorite Elite poster?

 

[tuc biscuit]

gonelifting/supersizeme/greg spielman

ever have sex in a bar/club toilet?

 

[Smurfy]

yes i had sex in the bathroom of the bar where iworked with myboyfriend at the time.

who's better? Jessica, Britney, or Christina?

 

[bb_fitness]

boxer shorts

What kind of underwear do YOU have on?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

boxer shorts

What kind of underwear do YOU have on?

None



What have you done so far today?