The mystery of the missing socks.

[biteme]

How in the hell does this happen? My guess is that the dog eats them.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

if the dog eats them, kill that fucking worthless piece of 4 legged shit.

 

[coldblue1955]

Little people steal them. Remember the movie The Borrowers? lol.

 

[biteme]

if the dog eats them, kill that fucking worthless piece of 4 legged shit.

I'm getting a well deserved break from them. The little one finally died last week at the age of 17. Her odor will be forerver ingrained into my floors. God rest her soul.

 

[HumorMe]

Either the washing machine or dryer. I know it's one of them but I wear mostly white athletic socks or footies(playing golf) and just throw them in the same drawer and pick and choose as I take them out.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

mine are 3 and 1 1/2 and aren't goign to live much longer. at least not here in this house. since they come back if you let them loose, i figure a cinderblock tied to each of their choker collars and then throw them in the river would take care of this problem. either that or shoot the fuckers dead.

 

[HumorMe]

mine are 3 and 1 1/2 and aren't goign to live much longer. at least not here in this house. since they come back if you let them loose, i figure a cinderblock tied to each of their choker collars and then throw them in the river would take care of this problem. either that or shoot the fuckers dead.

Wrong thread there buddy.

 

[Dial_tone]

I usually find mine under the bed but that usually means they've been used for "clean up purposes". lol

 

[Raina]

One of my ferrets is a sock thief. I'm sure by the time my move is complete I'll find her stash. I always see her running around with them but I don't really care enough to get up and see what she's doing. Plus new socks are all fluffy and yummy...so it's an excuse to get new ones all the time.

 

[season7445]

Yeah WTF!!?? I usual end up missing at least one sock everytime i do a load of laundry. I get excited when im done folding and they are all there. Where could they possibly go?

 

[Pamela]

I believe my washing machine eats them!

I've also lost Tshirts.

 

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Did you ever see that South Park episode? It's the sock gnomes.

 

[Robert Jan]

Didn't you see the south park episode with the underpants gnomes/

 

[jh1]

Ahhh shit....

I thought I was the only one with a one-legged midget hiding in my house....

I'll tell ya... if I ever catch that little fucker... well - first I am gonna get my socks back, then I am gonna cut off his other foot...

 

[bulldog3434]

i've found missing socks behind the washing machine and dryer

 

[biteme]

i've found missing socks behind the washing machine and dryer

My sister's dog crapped out one of the missing socks. I knew it.