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when you can't go #2
when you can't go #2
The most uncomfortable feeling is...
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GoldenDelicious
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when some girl you kissed 2 years ago who has since put on 25 kilos wants to tell everyone about it and walks up to some hottie you have a thing for
i keep an elephant gun in my trunk just for this sort of thing
i keep an elephant gun in my trunk just for this sort of thing
LOL I was hoping for some advice been like 2 daysPBR said:or knowing when someone cant...makes conversation uncomfortable...
Extra_Strong
Well-known member
When you have tooted a little wet juice poo. and you are not sure if it was just a little dab or if it shows a small brown winky in your back ass. 
Buddy_Christ
New member
Well I been following the filthy flow
Cause filth's the only way I'll ever know
You look at me and you start to laugh
You won't laugh when you're cut in half I laugh at you as I cut you down
Cause you're the only game in town
I look at you
I laugh at you
Well I been following the filthy flow
The filthy flow, the filthy flow, oh, oh
Filthy
Cause filth's the only way I'll ever know
You look at me and you start to laugh
You won't laugh when you're cut in half I laugh at you as I cut you down
Cause you're the only game in town
I look at you
I laugh at you
Well I been following the filthy flow
The filthy flow, the filthy flow, oh, oh
Filthy
Buddy_Christ
New member
GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty
Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies.
Your turds have more power than mere human feces
Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces
Hey! Hey jackass!
Yea You!
You got to love me sooo good!
Yea, yea you can depend on me
Depending on, if my water's on...
if my pipe's unglogged...
Ahhhhh if you're water-logged...
Baby, I am the hole I am your toilet bowl I'll suck your soul
Just pay... just pay my shitty toll! ahhhh.
Coated in shit I give all you desire
Mystical doorway swimming in mire
We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge
It's a door through the plane of fudge
So many times I have found you, still I always piss on the ground
Now that I can use you I'm gonna stop fucking around
If you need shit, then I got shit
On that you can depend I'll pump your stump,
you fuckin' hump, my crappy, crap-caked friend
The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods
Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads
I think we know what it's all about.
Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out.
I am a woman and I have my needs.
You can never really know just where or when I'll bleed
You need my egg, I need your seed
But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!
Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree
Just keep that fucking tampon away from me.
Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful...
Filthy humans, you're all so full of it...
That which you can't stand you can't understand
Speak the mystic words and bring forth
a turd you turn around into it and turn over to me.
Cross the river, leave the abyss
Give the seat of the toilet a kiss
Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.
Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd.
Yea! Here it comes baby,
I'm dropping my load
I'm ain't just on it,
I am the commode! Ahhh!
The power of the toilet must never be abused
He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or carnage could ensue.
If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive.
Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise!
Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies.
Your turds have more power than mere human feces
Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces
Hey! Hey jackass!
Yea You!
You got to love me sooo good!
Yea, yea you can depend on me
Depending on, if my water's on...
if my pipe's unglogged...
Ahhhhh if you're water-logged...
Baby, I am the hole I am your toilet bowl I'll suck your soul
Just pay... just pay my shitty toll! ahhhh.
Coated in shit I give all you desire
Mystical doorway swimming in mire
We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge
It's a door through the plane of fudge
So many times I have found you, still I always piss on the ground
Now that I can use you I'm gonna stop fucking around
If you need shit, then I got shit
On that you can depend I'll pump your stump,
you fuckin' hump, my crappy, crap-caked friend
The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods
Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads
I think we know what it's all about.
Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out.
I am a woman and I have my needs.
You can never really know just where or when I'll bleed
You need my egg, I need your seed
But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!
Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree
Just keep that fucking tampon away from me.
Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful...
Filthy humans, you're all so full of it...
That which you can't stand you can't understand
Speak the mystic words and bring forth
a turd you turn around into it and turn over to me.
Cross the river, leave the abyss
Give the seat of the toilet a kiss
Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.
Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd.
Yea! Here it comes baby,
I'm dropping my load
I'm ain't just on it,
I am the commode! Ahhh!
The power of the toilet must never be abused
He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or carnage could ensue.
If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive.
Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise!
Extra_Strong
Well-known member
when my wee wee is cold 
Extra_Strong
Well-known member
when i cut my dick shaving
when my butt is raw from runny acid poop?
when i cut my hole with the razer when shaving?
getting caught looking at my hole in the mirrow by my mother in law. ?
when my butt is raw from runny acid poop?
when i cut my hole with the razer when shaving?
getting caught looking at my hole in the mirrow by my mother in law. ?
megamania500
New member
Listen to some Ashley Simpson music. That usually makes me want to deficate.
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*MissFit*
Guest
i never go i hate it
Sassy there has been a change in my diet still eating clean but not carb cycling like I was for my comp diet. I lowered my fat in take a far bit too was getting 30% on my low carb days when carb cycling. Now I my diet is a 50% p 30% c 20% f. Maybe my body is just adjusting.
wayneboard1
New member
superqt4u2nv said:....
when you can't go #2
when you cant go #2 until 45 minutes into a grerat date and it takes you 20 minutes to finish. Geesh.....you walk back to the dinner table and she knows you just spent the last 20 minutes blowing out a head gasket. THAT sucks.
wayneboard1
New member
HumanTarget said:
That will make you go in 15 minutes, it's the stopping thats the problem.
superqt4u2nv said:....
when you can't go #2
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BrothaBill
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A big bowl of Kellogg's Raisin bran always did it to me as a youngster
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BrothaBill
Guest
sublime35 said:
I dont know what it is about raisin bran, but that stuff will get you up and RUNNING to the bathroom. Hits you like a piano on the head. Its like so fast that you literally stop the spoon halfway to your mouth realizing whats just happened in your lower intestine.
wnt2bBeast
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QT im not large by any means but id be more than happy to unclog your pipe
at first i thought this was gonna be about that "not so fresh feeling" who knew QT was inot scat
at first i thought this was gonna be about that "not so fresh feeling" who knew QT was inot scat
bigmann245
New member
i wouldnt worry unless you start getting abdominal pains. i take it you usually go more often then every 2 days or so. i sear my wife never poops. she still has our wedding cake in there even after 10 years.
Buddy_Christ
New member
eat big said:
Most do not take shits. Instead, they drop massive, smelly, almost toilet clogging shits and they enjoy every minute of it as well.
It's a beautiful thing.
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