The Milhouse Shopping Experience hehe

[Milhouse]

Twas 2 days before Christmas
Milhouse started shopping
His tolerance for people
was Rapidly dropping

First it was the traffic
And dumb fucks driving crap
He's yell scream flip them the bird
Our young bald hero was ready to snap

When he got to mall
Found parking for his truck
3 miles from the entrance in the rain
All he could mutter was "Holy Fuck"

Into the store to buy stuff
When ther arose such a clatter
Some fat cunt screaming at her kids
and her poor husband who was fatter

Milhouse looked at the man and his kids
And the embarrassment on his face
Thought better them then me
Cause I would put that fat bitch right in her place

Gifts for everyone Mihouse got
Well mainly just sweaters and other clothing gear
Paid for the stuff with the cash in his pocket
And went to "another" store to buy himself
A 12 pack of 5.9% alcohol beer.

Back in the traffic loaded with gifts
Stuck behind an old lady driveng a massive car
2 miles per hour behind her Milhouse wished
Ther was a second lane so he pass the old bitch

Back at the homestead Milhouse would say
Fuck only once a year for this horrible day
Shopping is for suckers and not for this guy
As he drank down a beer with the aftertaste dry

And he was heard to say as he headed to the fridge out of sight
Forgot to buy wrapping paper but too drunk to drive out tonight.

Merry fucking Christmas people

 

[manny78]

lemme guess you were shopping at the Eaton Centre, I'm just back from there, damn its crowded...........

 

[smallmovesal]

the fat boys say word up

 

[MommaKin]

lol
Milhouse said fat cunt

 

[theoak01]

lol i hate the way people are retarded around christmas,i usually just stay in to avoid the idiots

btw check your mail bro

 

[Milhouse]

I should be singing the 12 beers till Christmas.
Fell asleep for a couple hours after making my suicide spaghetti(tons of hot sauce) doing laundry and the damn dryer was still running after 3 hours.

On the 10th beer till Christmas my milhouse wrapped for me, fuck all cause he forgot to buy wrapping paper and a tree.

 

[Kahn]

Oh dude, be happy we do not shop together or we'd be cappin fuckers right and left with the old style 15 round clips and a 9 We'd be laughing though......and drinking.

 

[LiLady11]

Ugh... just reading that is making me dread shopping tomorrow, er, later today. I'm a broke college kid with no job!! My dad gave me $60 yesterday to buy gifts. Unfortuately, I have to do all the shopping on Christmas Eve!! Wish me luck, please!!

 

[Milhouse]

Oh dude, be happy we do not shop together or we'd be cappin fuckers right and left with the old style 15 round clips and a 9 We'd be laughing though......and drinking.

I think that be our plan for next year man.