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rudedawg
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The pros and cons of living in a flood plain...
Pro - Fishing from a couch right in your living room.
Con - Your couch doesn't float.
Pro - The trip to the river just got shorter.
Con - Now you can't get away from it.
Pro - Driving boats through the neighbors' yards is cool.
Con - Dodging bullets for making waves in their kitchens.
Pro - Great time to wash your house's siding.
Con - Ring around the house.
Pro - Water-skiing in the street.
Con - Stop signs and cars are like land mines right under the surface.
Pro - Swim anywhere on hot days.
Con - Floating logs. Toilets can't flush and it's gotta go somewhere.
Pro - Sun-tanning on the roof is cool.
Con - Sleeping there sucks like an Electrolux.
Pro - Great way to meet new neighbors.
Con - Their junk keeps floating into your bedroom.
Pro - Washing dishes just got easier.
Con - All the grub is under water, too.
Pro - Good time to clean the gutters.
Con - Nothing else to do till the boat comes back.
Pro - Practice your diving skills.
Con - Breaking your neck on the top of the porch roof.
Pro - You can finally reach those dead branches.
Con - Gotta swim after the chain saw that's floating away.
Pro - You can finally slam dunk.
Con - You have to dive to the basket.
Pro - Finally meeting your e-mail friend, who floated over from the next county.
Con - He's forty years older, 200 pounds heavier, and a foot shorter than the picture he sent
Pro - Fishing from a couch right in your living room.
Con - Your couch doesn't float.
Pro - The trip to the river just got shorter.
Con - Now you can't get away from it.
Pro - Driving boats through the neighbors' yards is cool.
Con - Dodging bullets for making waves in their kitchens.
Pro - Great time to wash your house's siding.
Con - Ring around the house.
Pro - Water-skiing in the street.
Con - Stop signs and cars are like land mines right under the surface.
Pro - Swim anywhere on hot days.
Con - Floating logs. Toilets can't flush and it's gotta go somewhere.
Pro - Sun-tanning on the roof is cool.
Con - Sleeping there sucks like an Electrolux.
Pro - Great way to meet new neighbors.
Con - Their junk keeps floating into your bedroom.
Pro - Washing dishes just got easier.
Con - All the grub is under water, too.
Pro - Good time to clean the gutters.
Con - Nothing else to do till the boat comes back.
Pro - Practice your diving skills.
Con - Breaking your neck on the top of the porch roof.
Pro - You can finally reach those dead branches.
Con - Gotta swim after the chain saw that's floating away.
Pro - You can finally slam dunk.
Con - You have to dive to the basket.
Pro - Finally meeting your e-mail friend, who floated over from the next county.
Con - He's forty years older, 200 pounds heavier, and a foot shorter than the picture he sent
SofaGeorge
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Hmmmm... I don't have any funny pictures to make Starfish smile... so I'll try a joke.
A hippy walked into a bar and saw George Bush and Colin Powel sitting there hoisting brews.
He said, "George Bush and Colin Powel! What are you guys doing hanging out in our neighborhood bar?"
George Bush looked at him and said, "We are planning World War III. We are going to nuke 140 million Iraqies and the Maytag repairman."
The hippy looked confused and concerned. He said, "The Maytag repairman!?!?! Why are you going to kill him?"
At this George Bush smirked, poked Colin Powel in the ribs and whispered, "See - I told you no one cared about 140 million Iraqies."
A hippy walked into a bar and saw George Bush and Colin Powel sitting there hoisting brews.
He said, "George Bush and Colin Powel! What are you guys doing hanging out in our neighborhood bar?"
George Bush looked at him and said, "We are planning World War III. We are going to nuke 140 million Iraqies and the Maytag repairman."
The hippy looked confused and concerned. He said, "The Maytag repairman!?!?! Why are you going to kill him?"
At this George Bush smirked, poked Colin Powel in the ribs and whispered, "See - I told you no one cared about 140 million Iraqies."
smallmovesal
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SofaGeorge
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smallmovesal said:
Who doesn't?
