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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an
enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the
great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival,
you will be executed in three days. But, before I
kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is
your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to
my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the
Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the
horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns
with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters
the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's
impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse
but I will still kill you in two days. What is y our
second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers
in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even
more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again
impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents
but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last
request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to
my horse....alone."
The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is
brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver
by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
"Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For
the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!"
enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the
great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival,
you will be executed in three days. But, before I
kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is
your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to
my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the
Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the
horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns
with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters
the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's
impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse
but I will still kill you in two days. What is y our
second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers
in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,
Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even
more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again
impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents
but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last
request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to
my horse....alone."
The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is
brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver
by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
"Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For
the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!"
