The Last boy scout

[anthrax]

"Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks like my dick"

"(1)Alright, you want it in the chest, or the head? (2)Yeah, that's what your wife said. (1)Hey man, stop with the wife shit! (2)Ask me how fat she is. Ask me. (1)How fat is she? (2)She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. If you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in! She's so fat, her high school picture was an aerial shot!"

" I figure you gotta be the dumbest guy in the world, Joe. You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that fucked your wife."

"Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?....becasue his dick was stuck in a chicken!"

"You the bad guy?....I am the bad guy........and I am supposed to be trembling or something like that....something like that...well.I'll start trembling in a minute....."

" She's like 13 and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna stick an umbrella up your ass and open it"

"It was an accident, right?
You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife."

 

[TheProject]

"You're a real bastard, Joe."

"And then some."

"Ya gotta smack 'em upside the head with a surfboard and say, "Surf's up!""

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

"Bomb means fuck you in Polish"
"Shit, we're being beat up by the inventor of Scrabble"
"How fat was she?"

 

[TheProject]

"Touch me again and I'll kill ya."

 

[PBR]

"You wanna step off the planet?"

 

[MrMuscle]

Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...

Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

 

[broley]

circumvente?

 

[AAP]

What's up with those pants.

Your father always beat up his heros?

 

[jh1]

Joe Hallenbeck: PlQUOTE]


That is the reason this movie disturbs me... I can't enjoy it.

That name is almost identical to mine.

 

[broley]

Joe Hallenbeck: PlQUOTE]


That is the reason this movie disturbs me... I can't enjoy it.

That name is almost identical to mine.

what name is that? Asshole?