The idiot next to me...

[Dial_tone]

I was barely sitting down on the toilet when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly, "Doing just fine!"

And the other guy says, "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say, "Uhhh, I'm Just like you, trying to get through the day!"

At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question. "Can I come over to your place for a while?"

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could be just polite
and end the conversation. I tell him, "Well I have company over, so today is a bad day for me."

Then I hear the guy say nervously, "LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you
back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

 

[Lestat]

lol!!!!!

dude welcome back to C&C

 

[The Shadow]

LOL

nice

 

[feisty11975]

I was barely sitting down on the toilet when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly, "Doing just fine!"

And the other guy says, "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say, "Uhhh, I'm Just like you, trying to get through the day!"

At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question. "Can I come over to your place for a while?"

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could be just polite
and end the conversation. I tell him, "Well I have company over, so today is a bad day for me."

Then I hear the guy say nervously, "LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you
back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

 

[BrandonXJ]

lmao

 

[Lady Viking]

 

[zer0_cool]

Lol.....

 

[jaded]

 

[from zero]

lol, I've heard that one before. Good joke.

 

[Gymgurl]

That is why my man will not talk to me while he is in the john

 

[Seashell]

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

Nice.

 

[Mikus]

hahahhha omfg that's great

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Bwhahahhahahahah

 

[Sassy69]

WHY do people do that?? I flush specifically so whoever is on the other line of the person yakking in the restroom will know their call is being taken in the john.

 

[spongebob]

I was barely sitting down on the toilet when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly, "Doing just fine!"

And the other guy says, "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say, "Uhhh, I'm Just like you, trying to get through the day!"

At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question. "Can I come over to your place for a while?"

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could be just polite
and end the conversation. I tell him, "Well I have company over, so today is a bad day for me."

Then I hear the guy say nervously, "LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you
back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"

lmao! pwned!

 

[JustJacked]

funniest thing ive heard all day!

 

[bluepeter]

Welcome back to chat DT.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

 

[ChefWide]

Missed ya, ya big som' bitch...