The guilt is overwhelming, please read...

[PoyeBoy]

To everyone on this board....

I am truely sorry for telling everyone I have cancer of the fist. It is not true, Im sure many of you figured this out anyway.

I feel real bad. Im not going to ask for your forgiveness, becasue its a shitty thing that I did.

A friend and I were talking the other day and thought we would be funny telling people we had "cancer of the fist", just becasue its so asinine, like cancer of the teeth or something.

All we told people is that we had cancer of the fist, nothing else, but then I elaborated on the story, spiced it up a bit and posted it on here.

I truely thought that someone would call my bluff right away, but then when I woke up this morning, I realized everyone believed me and was supporting me. Wow that made me feel like utter and complete shit. Thats why Im coming clean.

I think you believed me because I dropped the C-Bomb

Once again I am sorry

Please dont hate me too much

 

[HappyScrappy]

lol

 

[SofaGeorge]

You might want to get a new screen handle. Once you do something like that you are not going to be credible or trusted again.

 

[supersizeme]

:/

 

[HighIntensity]

I cried way to much over you, to deal with this shit

bastard

 

[Bullit]

My mom died from tooth cancer.
Once it spread to her hair it was game over.
Hair cancer is the silent killer.

 

[WODIN]

The only true justice is if you just go over to Supersizeme & Happy Scrappy's love pad and take a fisting up the ass from the two of them. They will do you...you do them...you all do each other. Etc...

They will be videotaping it too. I know this because I am their distributor.

Peace.

 

[strider364]

How about you just change the avatar and will call it even?

 

[Bullit]

The only true justice is if you just go over to Supersizeme & Happy Scrappy's love pad and take a fisting up the ass from the two of them. They will do you...you do them...you all do each other. Etc...

They will be videotaping it too. I know this because I am their distributor.

Peace.

Great.
So on Monday we get to hear the same old "guess what I did this weekend" story from these two. Every fuckin monday the same story.

 

[Nathan]

Whatever. Not a big deal really. You should have said you had cancer of the sphincter. That would have been much funnier.

 

[vixenbabe]

If nothing else, there was some good advice given to you in that thread!

 

[TEXgrl]

i forgive you

 

[supersizeme]

Wodin the only thing you distribute is HS and I's warm and creamy ball butter on a daily basis. You, being the dude in the middle of our morning circle jerk sessions, sit there with an apron, chef's hat, and a big grin on your face while we shoot load after load in the general direction of your Cheshire cat-like grinning mouth. Once we are spent and the circle jerk session is over, you finish gurgling our man cum, spit it out into individual vials, seal them up, and take them down to the local sperm bank where you are paid handsomely for our seed which is known to produce athletic, jacked up bodybuilding nuclear physicists.

 

[PoyeBoy]

How about you just change the avatar and will call it even?

Why dont you like it?

Should I find a picture of a deformed fist?

J/k

 

[strider364]

Why dont you like it?

Should I find a picture of a deformed fist?

J/k

Slighty disturbing, but I'm getting used to it.

 

[dballer]

The boy who cried wolf. It would be fucked up if you went to the doctor and actually had cancer tho.. then nobody here would give a shit.. and you would be pretty bummed about it.

Either way.. the fist thing was funny.

 

[WODIN]

I would never wear a chefs hat lil-bro and bukaki may be your and happys thing but it would never be mine. Enjoy the weekend fist fest.

 

[strider364]

I would never wear a chefs hat lil-bro and bukaki may be your and happys thing but it would never be mine. Enjoy the weekend fist fest.

I discovered a bukaki animation at steakandcheese.com, but I'm too computer illeterate to get it over here.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

To everyone on this board....

I am truely sorry for telling everyone I have cancer of the fist. It is not true, Im sure many of you figured this out anyway.

I feel real bad. Im not going to ask for your forgiveness, becasue its a shitty thing that I did.

A friend and I were talking the other day and thought we would be funny telling people we had "cancer of the fist", just becasue its so asinine, like cancer of the teeth or something.

All we told people is that we had cancer of the fist, nothing else, but then I elaborated on the story, spiced it up a bit and posted it on here.

I truely thought that someone would call my bluff right away, but then when I woke up this morning, I realized everyone believed me and was supporting me. Wow that made me feel like utter and complete shit. Thats why Im coming clean.

I think you believed me because I dropped the C-Bomb

Once again I am sorry

Please dont hate me too much

I'll bet assassin excrement had something to say about this. You should check your karma.

 

[PoyeBoy]

The boy who cried wolf. It would be fucked up if you went to the doctor and actually had cancer tho.. then nobody here would give a shit.. and you would be pretty bummed about it.

Either way.. the fist thing was funny.

Seriously I never meant to cry wolf, I truely thought someone would call my bluff, obviously even though some people saw through my bluff, given the profound effect cancer can have on ones life they they did not want to say anything and still supported me.

The idea came from a dream. You know those dreams where you are fighting someone and your hand basically rolls off thier face and body. like your hand is retarded or something....

I was explaining this to a friend and I described it as "having cancer of the fist", It just sort of popped out of my mouth, I did not even think off it, it just came out. We were rolling for a long time. Everyone at perkins was looking at us.

 

[dballer]

I have those dreams too.. but it is words.. I yell at someone.. and nothing comes out.

I was just messing with you man. I just told some indian guy I work with I have cancer of the fist.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I have those dreams too.. but it is words.. I yell at someone.. and nothing comes out.

I was just messing with you man. I just told some indian guy I work with I have cancer of the fist.

Or you try and run but you cant run fast.

I want everyone who reads this to tell the next person they see they have cancer of the fist.

db Even if your just messin, I still feel bad about, but maybe its what I deserve.

 

[dballer]

I did not get the same responce you did.. I was told to shut the fuck up.

I am gonna start telling people I have acute armchair paranoia. or Lucriasis

 

[PoyeBoy]

You could tell them you have jaundice, not many people know what that is

 

[SofaGeorge]

I want everyone who reads this to tell the next person they see they have cancer of the fist.

I've got a better suggestion, why don't you try telling everyone you meet, "Hi, I'm a sociopathic asshole."

At least that way you wouldn't be lying.

 

[dballer]

I've got a better suggestion, why don't you try telling everyone you meet, "Hi, I'm a sociopathic asshole."

At least that way you wouldn't be lying.

I just drop the sociopathic part. Then the people who stay friends with me are usually not fair weathered.

 

[PoyeBoy]

What is the essence of "Hi, I'm a sociopathic asshole"?

 

[CYBERNIGG]

Move on!!