The Genital Thread

[Nathan]

This thread shall henceforth and forthwith and all that other jazz be used to post about anything genital-related. If something pops into your heads having to do with genitals, then post away. For instance, if you talk to your penis in the presence of deaf people then let's hear about it. If you insert foreign objects into your vagina when you get bored and possibly sleepy, let's hear about it. If you like slapping your testicles against farm animals, that's unusual but great nevertheless, so let's hear about it. If you are convinced your choda has magical powers, you're fucked, but let's hear about it. You get the point. If you've got genitals and feel passionately about them then by all means, use this as a forum to scream out your pride to others and make them feel the same way you do about your genitals. Until George honors my request to make a new discussion forum based solely of genitalia then this thread will have to do. So, who's with me?

 

[starfish]

I like man parts

 

[casavant]

My junk looks like a purple acorn sitting on top of an English walnut.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I have a penis. Yes, it's true.

 

[sereneman]

My genitalia is revved up and ready to go. Any takers, no fags.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

i just typed this with my penis....

T

 

[BigBazooka]

I shaved my nutsack last night. Do I qualify?

 

[Bikini Mod]

Pee-pees taped to popsicle sticks.....

 

[Paulos]

I call my dick "Nathan"

HappyScrappy calls his "Little Ghurkin"

Casavant calls his "Purple People Eater", that, or "James"

WODIN calls his "Nubs"




What other names do EF guys have for their members?

Inadequate, Pathetic, Disappointing are a few I like to use.

 

[jesus 2]

jesus 2 is jesus 2: grandiose in all ways.

 

[WODIN]

Actually I call mine Wilbur.

 

[madbomber31]

i dont have a full set.

 

[beastboy]

I spank mine when he's bad.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

Mine shrivels up and looks like a stack of dimes when I workout.

 

[Bullit]

What other names do EF guys have for their members?

Thomas.





Mine looks like a Ping Pong ball atop a 4 inch straw connected to 2 medium sized grapefruit.

 

[Nathan]

I refer to mine as "god" as per his request.