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The Gay Thread

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This thread is devoted to all of our dingleberry-dabbling fans who live the homoerotic lifestyle, as well as to all the bisexuals who think that two scoops of anything are better than one. In regards to our "outed" homosexual members on EF, when did you first realize that you thought that a man's hairy, pimply shitty-looking ass was attractive? Furthermore, did you feel a sense of guilt or hesitation the first time you let another man put his hot piece of coal into your stocking?
 
Ya'll dumbasses... dcupsheep was the first... he just came back and deleted his post.
 
I knew wizkid25 would be the second to reply to this...
 
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AAP said:


Only straight men have asses like this.

Agreed.

I have yet to meet a gay man who let his ass get into this kind of condition.

I've had hairy and flabby, but never pimply or shitty looking.
 
Back to topic.

I was in HS when I realized I liked Hansels ass.

I didn't act on it until I was 24.

I was home on leave when I went to my first gay bar. I didn't know what to expect, but after a few minutes, it was cool.

It wasn't like I was getting tackled because I was new meat in town.
 
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HANSEL said:


As soon as you post that pic of your "beautiful" penis:)

George told me not to. But here's the deal... we will use it temporarily as avatar at the same time.


Hey... wait a minute, you are talking about your ass and want to see my cock? Well if that don't say a lot.......
 
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HANSEL said:


As soon as you post that pic of your "beautiful" penis:)

BEEP! BEEP! GAYDAR ALERT! BEEP! BEEP! DCUP DUCKTAPE ASS AND RUN!
 
no coal allowed in my stocking and if I came across a pimple infested hairy ass I would run quicker than Ben Johnson.

You've been looking much to much at straight men asses. No respectable homo would allow this to happen and if the case would shave and use medication and not leave the house until both issues had been adressed.
 
flexed1 said:
You've been looking much to much at straight men asses. No respectable homo would allow this to happen and if the case would shave and use medication and not leave the house until both issues had been adressed.

Amen. if I took someone home like that and pull down their pants only to be hit by some kind of crab cake scent... man, I honestly don't know what I would do. But I can believe my actions would be very hurtful to them. I would put them on their knees in the bed and push that face in the pillows and then backing up.... get a running start and drop kick their ass clear across the room and out the window.

then I would come on EF and post about it.
 
hulkster is just pissed about
aap kicking him in the ass...

he cant handle rejection...

aap, i thought you culled the crazies anyway???
 
All of you homos can go fuck yourselves......well, actually, that won't be necessary if any of you live in San Fran. Darktooth, I hope you purchased some extra duct tape.
 
What? Women never get pimples on their asses? and they don't use their asses for shitting? Anal retention en excelsus? I glad I don't know any women who are like that? Sure we're not talking about female robots or dolls? Check her air pressure -- a life spent with inflatable females rather than real people.

Part of that brainwashing that men's bodies are dirty and gross and women's are clean and nice. I guess someone fell for that kindergarten rhyme of "What Are Little Boys Made Of and What Are Little Girls Made Of?" Or why are there ads for products like FDS etc, while there's no need for a male counterpart? Any stray dog on the street will let you know which sex has the stronger scent!
 
Spruceman said:
What? Women never get pimples on their asses? and they don't use their asses for shitting? Anal retention en excelsus? I glad I don't know any women who are like that? Sure we're not talking about female robots or dolls? Check her air pressure -- a life spent with inflatable females rather than real people.

Part of that brainwashing that men's bodies are dirty and gross and women's are clean and nice. I guess someone fell for that kindergarten rhyme of "What Are Little Boys Made Of and What Are Little Girls Made Of?" Or why are there ads for products like FDS etc, while there's no need for a male counterpart? Any stray dog on the street will let you know which sex has the stronger scent!

You sound pissed off
 
I think people are referring more to hygiene than being brainwashed. Being brainwashed doesn' t make asses fat or pimply, it's hygiene. I've got a glorious ass by the way.

Spruceman said:
What? Women never get pimples on their asses? and they don't use their asses for shitting? Anal retention en excelsus? I glad I don't know any women who are like that? Sure we're not talking about female robots or dolls? Check her air pressure -- a life spent with inflatable females rather than real people.

Part of that brainwashing that men's bodies are dirty and gross and women's are clean and nice. I guess someone fell for that kindergarten rhyme of "What Are Little Boys Made Of and What Are Little Girls Made Of?" Or why are there ads for products like FDS etc, while there's no need for a male counterpart? Any stray dog on the street will let you know which sex has the stronger scent!
 
Here is a quote from the Hulkster off of between the sheets. Hmmm. dick polls & gay threads.

Dude is sweeter than sugar.

HULKSTER said:
So, how big is your cock? Since this poll is anonymous, let's find out the TRUE numbers.
 
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