the forecast says it's going to be 34C with a humidex of 40! what do i do with...

smallmovesal · Aug 3, 2001

my sled dogs because they are thirsty? my igloo is melting something awful too... help!

Weapon X · Aug 3, 2001

It's not an igloo; it's native Inuit housing.
I'm so offended!

TheSalami · Aug 3, 2001

what the hell is 34C? i know its not your cup size.

The_RAIDER · Aug 3, 2001

I would suggest moving to a Country that uses Real temperature measurements like Fahrenheit...

supersizeme · Aug 3, 2001

lol i thought this was going to be water bra related

HappyScrappy · Aug 3, 2001

I have two words for you:
rectal prolapse.

enjoy

satanic goatslayer · Aug 3, 2001

Use a chisel to crack a small hole in the top of your head and fill it with cold water. Eat vegemite while doing it.