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The finger test... a guy thang

jersey boy

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Guy's ever test the waters only to be so disappointed (or grossed out) that it just didn't seem like a good idea to go any further???
 
jersey boy said:
Guy's ever test the waters only to be so disappointed (or grossed out) that it just didn't seem like a good idea to go any further???

If you are reffering to fingering a girls's vagina/not her ass, then yes. Once i didn't even have to sniff my fingers, her shit-smelling oussy was so strong that i smelt it while kissing her

the shit ramautized me for many months, i havn't talked to her in years
 
Stryc-9 said:
What the hell is this thread about? :confused:
Seriously....

Fingering a girl's pussy, then taking a whiff of your finger. This helps determine if you want to put your head in between her legs or not.

If you don't do this, and just shoot right down for the pussy... what happens when you get down there, get here expectations up, and then you realize she smells rotten, and your eyes start to water. Do you stop? Can you? Do you tell her that her pussy stinks to high hell and you aren't going to be able to eat it?
Avoid uncomfortable situations... Know what you'll be eating before you dive.
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Crazier said:


Fingering a girl's pussy, then taking a whiff of your finger. This helps determine if you want to put your head in between her legs or not.

If you don't do this, and just shoot right down for the pussy... what happens when you get down there, get here expectations up, and then you realize she smells rotten, and your eyes start to water. Do you stop? Can you? Do you tell her that her pussy stinks to high hell and you aren't going to be able to eat it?
Avoid uncomfortable situations... Know what you'll be eating before you dive.
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Oh then you have to pull that awkward inner-thigh kissing and pretend that's what you went down for. Thats the worst.
 
This is one of the reasons women should shave completely. Hair is too good at holding smell. Men and women have apocrine glands in their crotch; some people's are more active than other's, but everyone can shower and shave.
 
wlibbe said:
I agree---being a woman---it should ALWAYS be totally shaved.

Including farther back where you can't see. No point in shaving off the triangle if you leave the sidewalls and butt fur.
 
It must be done every time unless you shower with the girl and you know she's "fresh." It's the worst feeling going down there and having that puking feeling when you smell that stinking ass twat. It should be common practice for the girl to stop you if she knows she not fresh. Come on ladies, just be considerate. And NO its not natural. If it is natural that you smell like a dead fish then deal with it.
This was in no way intended to offend ladies that don't practice proper higiene(SP?). Just wake up and smell the.....
 
frorider6 said:


Including farther back where you can't see. No point in shaving off the triangle if you leave the sidewalls and butt fur.
Word dude. I just did this chick two days ago that had this clean ass shaven pussy and as soon as I turned her over I saw all kinds of fur around her bute'. Nasty as hell. I still banged the hell out of her.
 
Definetely. Or do the kissing down her back test. You kiss down a girl's back until you are almost to her crack. If it smells then proceed to kiss back up the back if you know what I mean.

I don't like shaved pusses they itch when you are doing them.
 
Curling-
Well they obviously are not doing the upkeep necessary to avoid the itching thing.
And Frorider-you don't have to worry-I let my husband shave me and he gets rid of ALL of it!! ;)
I just wanted to add that I think this thread is absolutely hilarious-I have always wandered how guys think and what would happen in a situation like that--too funny!!
 
wlibbe said:
And Frorider-you don't have to worry-I let my husband shave me and he gets rid of ALL of it!! ;)

You shouldn't "let" your husband do it. You should do it yourself for him.

But props to you for maintaining your kitty.
 
A shaved pussy should be shaved frequently, but even a couple days worth of stubble has never bothered me too much. I love the visual of a shaved pussy, swelled with sexual arousal, stretched around my hard cock. ....Damn, where's my baby oil?
 
actually, I fingered my ex's asshole while she was blowing me. I was surprised she let me do it (at that time we were just starting to date). Her head was down and busy, so I decided to take a whiff of my finger. Odd smell, but not repulsive. Then I messed with her anus some more while she was polishing my pole. I once again checked to see if she was looking, then tasted my finger. Then I thought, "Interesting...." . Then I tossed her salad.
 
my dad's friend told me once to get a little ear wax on your finger first. if the ear wax causes her to scream then run like hell. don't know if it's true or not but i still remember him telling me that.
 
Sexual Mustard said:
actually, I fingered my ex's asshole while she was blowing me. I was surprised she let me do it (at that time we were just starting to date). Her head was down and busy, so I decided to take a whiff of my finger. Odd smell, but not repulsive. Then I messed with her anus some more while she was polishing my pole. I once again checked to see if she was looking, then tasted my finger. Then I thought, "Interesting...." . Then I tossed her salad.

Been there, done that. Ain't it fun? Hairy assholes are out of the question, though.
 
Then I messed with her anus some more while she was polishing my pole. I once again checked to see if she was looking, then tasted my finger. Then I thought, "Interesting...." . Then I tossed her salad.

ROFL!!!:D :D


That ear wax thing sounds totally bazar. If she dosent scream, them you get to eat a cooch with an ear wax suprise?!?! Yumm

I was dipping my finger in this girls bunghole once, when I pulled it out there was a dingle berry on my finger nail and the smell was neasuating.... ruined the moment.
 
Heavy Weight Champ said:
I was dipping my finger in this girls bunghole once, when I pulled it out there was a dingle berry on my finger nail and the smell was neasuating.... ruined the moment.

She must have had a wee turtle head poking out!:D
 
Heavy Weight Champ said:


Yeah, she had enough crap on deck to choke a donkey!

hehehehe

So what did you do after you saw the shit on your finger? Did she find out how repulsed you were? Did you still fuck her?
 
She smelled it at the same time that i saw it. She turned bright red and said "Oh my god, I'm sooo embarrassed, I shouldn't have asked you to do that" I said "no worries" and went into the bathroom and washed my hands. No, we didn't knock the boots that night. But we did get buck wild a few days later.

She loved it when I would stick things up her butt while we had sex. Ever try that? You can feel it! it's kinda cool. She would ask me to lick her butthole sometimes and it would make her cum instantly.... wierd!!

luckily that was the only dingleberry incident though :)
 
Sexual Mustard said:
actually, I fingered my ex's asshole while she was blowing me. I was surprised she let me do it (at that time we were just starting to date). Her head was down and busy, so I decided to take a whiff of my finger. Odd smell, but not repulsive. Then I messed with her anus some more while she was polishing my pole. I once again checked to see if she was looking, then tasted my finger. Then I thought, "Interesting...." . Then I tossed her salad.

I didn't know asians liked salad?? hehehe
 
I think every guy instinctively does the finger test in one form or another. Just don't be fooled into thinking its an acurrate std examination.
 
minion said:
I think every guy instinctively does the finger test in one form or another. Just don't be fooled into thinking its an acurrate std examination.

The hell with the std thing, I am just not going to munch on a box that smells!!!!
 
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