The Everyone Loves Nathan Thread

[Nathan]

Let's really pep this place up a bit by talking about how fucking great I am. Remember, I will be grading you on the validity of your arguments, grammar, punctuation, and overall ability to please Nathan. Ready.....GO!

 

[bwood]

 

[Nathan]

Okay, thus far you all seem to be having some difficulty understanding simple concepts. I'm not surprised but please try to focus.

 

[jesus 2]

maybe when you lose your gayness and get bigger arms...


j2da2

 

[distanced]

Homo- non-erectus

 

[PoyeBoy]

You need to push away from the fear and move towards love my friend

 

[beastboy]

I think you are a cool dude........and I mean it.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I think you are a cool dude........and I mean it.

Yeah your both cool in my book,

but on the way to school I dropped my books in the mud, then sum bum came by and stole them.

So I guess you both suck and your both muddy dorks

 

[WODIN]

I like your witt, and your sense of humour. As far as you go as a person, I have no clue. I would have to meet you first before I really started to hate you.

 

[hardrock]

I don't hate or dislike you any more than anyone else on EF, just in a different way. Other than that your terrific!

 

[gymtime]

I don't like you.




Not even a little.

 

[bigAragorn]

you're a good guy and a good friend.....but im still bigger and better looking

 

[saint808]

i love you...i've always loved you

 

[toga22]

I LOVE Nathan......

 

[Nathan]

I'm crying from joy so ferociously that there is snot streaming down my face, mixing with my tears. Thanks guys. Even though, with the exception of toga, every last one of you are ass packers, and I think this thread really really supports that hypothesis. Now, if you'll excuse me, toga and I have some business to attend to...or we might were this not the mother fucking internet. Who am I kidding? I got nothin'.

BigAragorn: You are so NOT more attractive than I am. You might be bigger, but I'm still leaner and have a smaller waist. So there. See you Friday buddy? Looks like I'm going to be in the Hammer again.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Nathan cant find his cellar door

 

[TEXgrl]

i love me some Nathan too!

 

[alien amp pharm]

I think I'm in the wrong place. Could somebody please send me the link to the "Everybody Hates Nathan and thinks he should eat a big dick while sticking a fair winning cucumber up his ass as he slowly dies" thread?

 

[lamamacita]

I think Nathan is funny as hell. Don't hate, fellow ef members!!

 

[Nathan]

I think I'm in the wrong place. Could somebody please send me the link to the "Everybody Hates Nathan and thinks he should eat a big dick while sticking a fair winning cucumber up his ass as he slowly dies" thread?

Why does the cucumber have to be "fair winning"? That's just discrimination against cucumbers and i won't have it.

 

[toga22]

Now, if you'll excuse me, toga and I have some business to attend to...

This MUST be my lucky day!!!

 

[The Eugenius]

Let's really pep this place up a bit by talking about how fucking great I am. Remember, I will be grading you on the validity of your arguments, grammar, punctuation, and overall ability to please Nathan. Ready.....GO!

You have a sense of humor second only to that of Satanic Goatslayer. Can I be your friend?

 

[alien amp pharm]

This MUST be my lucky day!!!

um, you forgot to insert the "roll eyes" smiley

 

[Nathan]

um, you forgot to insert the "roll eyes" smiley

Hey now, I'm so totally scoring in Internet Land and you can't take that away from me. Nobody can.

The Eugenius: You can certainly be my friend, and by that I mean you can buy me pretty things and pay for my hookers.

 

[Ffactor]

I hate you!

 

[Latamier]

As far as a sence of humor goes, I think I would have to give that one to Nathan. As much as I like you, you have to have a truly derranged mind to be able to come up with some of the things you do. For anybody that ever has a bad day at work, just do a search under Nathans name and re-read some of his posts and you will quickly remember that life is not all that bad, and yes, there is actually somebody more fucked up than you. Take care bro, and keep the humor coming.

 

[Nathan]

As far as a sence of humor goes, I think I would have to give that one to Nathan. As much as I like you, you have to have a truly derranged mind to be able to come up with some of the things you do. For anybody that ever has a bad day at work, just do a search under Nathans name and re-read some of his posts and you will quickly remember that life is not all that bad, and yes, there is actually somebody more fucked up than you. Take care bro, and keep the humor coming.

Um....thanks buddy? I guess that's my gift: always being more fucked up than everyone else. You're damn welcome.

 

[The Eugenius]

Pretty things:

Hookers: