The Everyone Hates Distance Thread Cause He's A Virgin

[distanced]

FLAME AWAY

 

[Nathan]

How old are you though? If you're over 25 I would say it might be a potential problem but i still wouldn't lose sleep about it. Who the fuck cares really? I'm no fucking Don Juan and i don't care. Frankly, I'm probably not amazing in bed and the fact I haven't had sex in quite a mother fucking while doesn't help I'm sure, but who really cares? I'm not the kind of person who would pride myself on that. I think fucking someone simply because others think you should be is retarded. There are lots of reasons not to be having sex after all. When you feel like it, knock yourself out but don't stress over it. I'm gonna shut up now. Hope you feel better.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

http://home.chello.no/~siamak.javid/etc/NewAirportSecurity.swf

 

[Nathan]

http://home.chello.no/~siamak.javid/etc/NewAirportSecurity.swf

He'll get laid for sure now!

Nice link though. i have to go rub one out now though unfortunately.

 

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ONE BREAST IS WAY BIGGER THAN THE OTHER. HER FACE LOOKS LIKE A MAN WITH A SEX CHANGE

 

[Nathan]

ONE BREAST IS WAY BIGGER THAN THE OTHER. HER FACE LOOKS LIKE A MAN WITH A SEX CHANGE

Are you fucking retarded? I guess we know why you aren't getting laid then.
I forget her name but she's easily the hottest chick to ever do porn.

 

[distanced]

UGLY, FAKE TITTIED, MAN LOOKING, STRAP ON WEARING, AAP'S EX

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

no wonder your not a member of the tang,your standards are fucked.I feel sorry for you broly,your pollywogs never gonna get wet.
Do like nathan,and have your dad go balls deep on ya.

 

[Nathan]

no wonder your not a member of the tang,your standards are fucked.I feel sorry for you broly,your pollywogs never gonna get wet.
Do like nathan,and have your dad go balls deep on ya.

Loser. Incest jokes are only funny when they aren't directed at me. Fag.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Loser. Incest jokes are only funny when they aren't directed at me. Fag.

you can give it,but not take it,your definetely a top.Correction,incest jokes are only funny when directed towards you because we all know you were spawned when a crack addict spilled a drop of blood on a huge wet turd in a back isle of the "hairy bear men VS. cleanly shaven man leather cherio" bonanza at the local porn shop.

 

[jesus 2]

How old are you though? If you're over 25 I would say it might be a potential problem but i still wouldn't lose sleep about it. Who the fuck cares really? I'm no fucking Don Juan and i don't care. Frankly, I'm probably not amazing in bed and the fact I haven't had sex in quite a mother fucking while doesn't help I'm sure, but who really cares? I'm not the kind of person who would pride myself on that. I think fucking someone simply because others think you should be is retarded. There are lots of reasons not to be having sex after all. When you feel like it, knock yourself out but don't stress over it. I'm gonna shut up now. Hope you feel better.

yes, but you realize that your lack of sex is directly traced to your homosexual tendencies.


j2da2

 

[WODIN]

Veronica Zemanova.... Do a search on kazaa for her mpgs..no wonder your a virgin.

 

[beastboy]

Veronica Zemanova.... Do a search on kazaa for her mpgs..no wonder your a virgin.

It's "you're".

 

[WODIN]

beastlybuttpluggrider,

Thank you for that wonderful analysis. You are going to go far in this world. LOL!!!

 

[puc = banned]

if u want ur cherry popped that bad ill play leapfrog w/u

 

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I'D RATHER PLAY LEAPFROG WITH A UNICORN