The Drive Through....

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I almost forgot to share a very special moment of my vacation. While driving on the trucker roads in Western PA, I passed good old trucker playground.....XXX Cinema One....purple in its magesty with the word LIVE and NUDE stamped everywhere I noticed something new.......DRIVE THROUGH.....they had a drive through

SO now you can remain in the comfort of you own car while watching the chorographed works of the live nude ladies.....I was thinking how nice that was, especially for those handicaped, even though they had designated spaces for them as well, then I thought.....that must suck for the girls....what kind of tips do they get? DO they have a tip box like they do at drive through car washes?......hhhhmmmm.....

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

we honk and shoot windshield wiper fluid to show our approval.

the girls make extra cash by swiping hubcaps.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

lol....nice...very nice....

so are these the "new thing" ? Or is is PA way a head of its time in live nude entertainment?

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

The proliferation of strip clubs in PA is a unique phenomenon. It all started in 1936 when the newly formed Steel Workers And Miners Pushing For Union Compensation (SWAMPFUC) decided its path to success would involve filing numerous work-related death claims. In the fall of that year Redding PA made national headlines when 63 workers died in a coal shaft that collapsed. Fortunately this was all a hoax to collect worker comp. Unfortunately SWAMPFUC did not know where to put all these "dead" miners. The miners could not be seen outside, or the scheme would be discovered. To keep the miners out of sight SWAMPFUC chairman Herman Snooker had his twin daughters cavort naked around his barn. Soon all the dead miners where accounted for, as they never left the barn. As the number of false claims rose throughout the years, so did the number of "Dance Barns." For a brief period these "Dance Barns" were even a division of the 4-H clubs.

Today a visit to any PA strip club will uncover a variety of government informants, political exiles, "prisoners of war" and common men simply ducking alimony. PA strip clubs are truly the new "Underground railroad for white people."

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

well I'll be......and I thought they were just horny truckers.....