The dirty mind test.

[big4life]

Try it, you might find out something about yourself.

http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/dirty_mind.html


Here's my results.


Your score = 95






What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

 

[bunnymt]

I got a 55. I guess part of it is because I don't fantasize about a friend's 17 year old nephew.....sigh.

 

[danielson]

had to have been a mistake

Your score = 45






What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

....thought it would be higher

 

[big4life]

I'm beginning to feel like a dirty old man now.



Maybe I need to retake the test.

 

[starfish]

75 hee hee

 

[big4life]

75 hee hee

Now that I have company I don't feel so bad.

 

[starfish]

HAHA!! Big

With a little help, I could probably get my score as high as yours

 

[Rex]

I scored a 90.

 

[big4life]

HAHA!! Big

With a little help, I could probably get my score as high as yours

I'll be glad to be your tutor.




It's the devil I tell you, it's the devil making me say these things.

 

[danielson]

You're introduced to three new co-workers who happen to be of the opposite sex. Would one of your first thoughts be, "which one would I most like to have sex with?"

i answered no to this....

it's like i dont even know myself anymore...........

someone score lower than me. please. it will make me feel better

 

[the People's Champ]

I scored a 10

Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!

 

[bunnymt]

You're introduced to three new co-workers who happen to be of the opposite sex. Would one of your first thoughts be, "which one would I most like to have sex with?"

i answered no to this....

it's like i dont even know myself anymore...........

someone score lower than me. please. it will make me feel better

It's ok. You have the cutest avatar to make up for it!!

 

[danielson]

It's ok. You have the cutest avatar to make up for it!!

 

[lil k]

HOLY SHIT!

Your score = 90

 

[Test boy]

I got a thirty. I hardly think about sex unless I'm having it which is a few hours a day.

On vacation...I'm a sexual demon.

 

[Paulos]

I scored a 90. If they factored in my masturbation during the test I would have scored 130 easily.

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

got an 80

 

[buddy28]

80

thats about right. I used to have a masterbaiting problem. *used to* because I learned to just stop fighting it.

 

[Taps]

100. Doesn't surprise me at all...

 

[smallmovesal]

50

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

 

[toga22]

100. Doesn't surprise me at all...

How come I am not surprised!!

Since I am such a shy, quiet, sweet and innocent girl from Wisconsin....I only scored an 80......

So, Taps what does it feel like to be perfect?!?

~toga

 

[havoc]

Got a 30.
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head.

 

[Lady Viking]

45

 

[HumorMe]

Re: HOLY SHIT!

Your score = 90

Must have been a typo! 190 sounds more like it!


My results = "Get a life....you are now being disconnected because you need to be."

I never was much good at taking tests! Damn!

 

[JLo]

85........

.......but I already knew I had a prob with my "thoughts".....

 

[manny78]

i scored ......... 100 , euhhhh well I mean I'm sure that I'm a normal human being just like you folks......

 

[polarpixie]

I only got a 70....What's up with that?

 

[dballer]

I got a 55

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?


I am not a pervert... there is other shit I have fantasy about... like drugs and cars.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Results of "The Test"
How dirty are your thoughts?

Your score = 100



Now this isn't fair at all. I am booting 1200-2000mg test a week. That makes a guy a little bananas.

 

[big4life]

I only got a 70....What's up with that?

We can work on getting you a higher score if you are willing to apply yourself.