The difference between Guts and Balls

[Lumberg]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference? In an effort to keep you informed, definitions are given below...........

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

 

[silverfish]

LMAO, good stuff.

 

[coldblue1955]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference? In an effort to keep you informed, definitions are given below...........

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

he's the man!

 

[JayC9]

lmao

 

[Mr. dB]

The real difference is that my gut is hanging over my belt, and my balls are between my legs.

 

[Lumberg]

bump for Smurfs

 

[Smurfy]

how the fuck is my husband plat and Im not

 

[Lumberg]

STFU Smurfy.

 

[Smurfy]

I'll take your life

 

[gotmilk]

It takes guts and balls to g-bomb your source of sex

 

[WarriorPL]

It takes guts and balls to g-bomb your source of sex

LMAO yeah. This place is a whole different place

 

[Smurfy]

yeah maybe If I give it to him GOOD tonight, he'll diffuse this bomb

 

[EnderJE]

GUTS - Giving Smurf a donkey punch.
BALLS - Giving her two donkey punches.

 

[tinytank]

yeah maybe If I give it to him GOOD tonight, he'll diffuse this bomb

pics ??

 

[Lumberg]

At least Razorguns is still blacked.

 

[chewyxrage]

Domestic dispute!

 

[PBR]

BALLS:

GUTS:

 

[anthrax]

lmao