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havoc

havoc

Shaolin Ninja
Do me a favor slack jaw. Wipe that yellowed protein supplement you obtained from your online boyfriends via eBay off your chin and listen up Dumbo. In all seriousness, you're a turd. There, I said it. You're a big steamy pile of hippopatumus shit stewing in the hot Africa sun. You surf the seven sewer seas in all your brown, peanut studded glory. You are a fly's best friend and nobody knows Charmin like you. I would not trust your judgement on humor, intelligence or a pie contest. Your posts are wooden, your responses are the reflexive impulses of a deep sleeping retard, basically you're a hypocrite motherfucker to boot. You get your thong all dirty and sweaty when someone stretches your asshole even more with some "disagreeing" replies, then say "I don't care", yet you go out of your way to reply. You have the substance of a sparrow fart on a windy day. Maybe you mistook this forum for the bathroom wall at the abandoned gas station down the condom littered dirt road from your class 6 trailor park. NEWS FLASH. This is not a truck stop off I-85. This is not Uncle Ted's penthouse. This is NOT a sheep auction. Keep your homoerotically overtoned social life to the back of your Econoline, you scrotum juggling meathook, and we'll get along just fine. In addition, you dull, ridge browed waterhead, your posts are transparent attempts to deflect attention from the obvious: That you're a Turd. If I had to speculate I'd say you reminded me of Yule Brenner with a transplanted monkey vagina along with track marks from your daily estrogen shots. I thought at first that you were Sinead O Connor with a smack problem, but then I saw the adams apple sticking out like a swallowed chicken bone and I knew it could only be you. You scream "I wish someone would speedbag my nards while I'll pull my lever". Your sorry jaymopping ass is getting tossed like a chef's salad on thrifty thursday, and you're using what remains of your basic mental skills to figure out the tip for your Wang's Chinese takeout delivery, as opposed to coming up with something that would get more than an initial glance before being dropped like a steaming shit into the wicker wastebasket. Just thought I'd let you know.
 
I have a new found respect for you Havoc... perhaps my next picture should be of myself smashing open a car with a sledgehammer... Got Fina? :)

C
 
Citruscide said:
I have a new found respect for you Havoc... perhaps my next picture should be of myself smashing open a car with a sledgehammer... Got Fina? :)

C
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Now thats what I don't like about when I flame someone back to ancient times. Guess it seems like I'm actually upset or irate if you will, actually I'm almost fully reclined in my chair, looking out the window, listening to Tribe Called Quest's first album in a complete and total relaxed state. I'm just fucking with the GAME, this should help pass some time during the day, for me its all in fun. peace
 
ah havoc

Ah havoc dear boy, God Bless You and yours.

All I can retort to this boogerfest of a report is that I don't take anything serious from a dude that thinks 12%bodyfat is 5.5.

Yay Yay, rant on superfly.......you remind me so much of Jimmy Superfly Snooka!
 
So, what your saying is... I should have you sitting in a recliner, holding a sledgehammer... teasing the viewer of the picture with the possibility of smashing in a car?

Or, how about a picture of someone just sleeping in a recliner... with a slight smile on their face? Maybe a joint? Sledgehammer? Sure no sledgehammer? Sledgehammers go over on SO many levels. ;)

C
 
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Havoc will be with you in a moment. Hes in the process of typing a 4 paragraph flame to me. Has his dictionary out and everything.

Havoc! Most of those words will not be in the dictionary, just spell them best you can, i'll get the drift!
 
Oh no you didnt, never have I been over 8% bfat, my metabolism wont let me. You act like you can tell a persons bodyfat from just a pic, your like " fuck the calipers, just send me a pic" and I'll give you your exact bfat %. You make about as much sense as watching a soap opera on purpose. You couldn't get any gayer if you installed runway lights in your colon, and went to bars asking for imported Heinecum beers. I'm not quite sure what your main problem is, however, maybe it stems from having mass latex content in your blood level from taste testing shit flavored condoms, you mushroom imprinted cock smock. OK?
 
Hey Yo Havoc

hey yo Havoc, not going to dribble around and argue with you.
You want to be 5.5%, bingo your 5.5% in my mind. Whatever makes ya happy dude.

Now go back to looking at them gay pornos you flaming faggot.

Later on the flip side tubby...
 
havoc said:


Now thats what I don't like about when I flame someone back to ancient times. Guess it seems like I'm actually upset or irate if you will, actually I'm almost fully reclined in my chair, looking out the window, listening to Tribe Called Quest's first album in a complete and total relaxed state. I'm just fucking with the GAME, this should help pass some time during the day, for me its all in fun. peace
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I could think of a better way to pass your time.

tee-hee
 
Mushroom imprinted cock smock....Now THAT'S a keeper....

Good one,,,,May I use it in the future....of course all credit shall be yours Havoc!!

Ranger
 
I wish I could get into these little flame wars with people... they get fun and I enjoy the conflict.

Analyzing this one... Havoc has some great slams on the Game... runway lights in the colon was classic. The Game 2001 seems to be clinging to the 5.5 - 12 percent bodyfat comment... this seems to bother Havoc... yet he brushes it off with apparent ease...

C
 
yaaaaaa

Course it bothers him, truth stings everyone.

You guys do know that nobody stays at 5.5% bodyfat right? That its not healty to remain at that bodyfat? And in the last pic Havoc posted he would be a helluva lot more ripped at 5.5.

Yet I have not really ever slammed the guy, 10-12% is ripped. Said the dude looked good in the pic. But 5.5 is near contest shape and he was not contest shape in the photo.

Ah well, I enjoy his rants as much as you guys so rant on with yo 5.5self Havoc....
 
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TheGame2001 said:
Havoc will be with you in a moment. Hes in the process of typing a 4 paragraph flame to me. Has his dictionary out and everything.

Havoc! Most of those words will not be in the dictionary, just spell them best you can, i'll get the drift!
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Oh champion of sniffing ass, I didnt know you have a resident English Professor lodged in your anal orifice to critique every post after you wipe the film of shit from your teeth. Are you aware in the slightest what constitutes a flame? Are you also aware that the greasy stain in your "my little pony" biking panties is the result of years old vaseline dripping from your small intestine. From your record on this board, you seem to enjoy a face full of shit. I had to take the liberty of eating 10 chili burgers today, and worked up an intestinal gas-powered diarrhea missile just for your fecal facial pleasure. The next time you want to grade my post, I am going to donkey punch you with sufficient force as to shotgun your cranial matter, empty space and long lost skull fucking condoms through your pug nose and critique and grade the remains. Do I make myself clear Cooter? Or do I need to rub your face in it a little more so you will remember not to do that on the fucking rug. Bad gimp, bad.
 
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TheGame2001 said:
Course it bothers him, truth stings everyone.

You guys do know that nobody stays at 5.5% bodyfat right? That its not healty to remain at that bodyfat? And in the last pic Havoc posted he would be a helluva lot more ripped at 5.5.

Yet I have not really ever slammed the guy, 10-12% is ripped. Said the dude looked good in the pic. But 5.5 is near contest shape and he was not contest shape in the photo.

Ah well, I enjoy his rants as much as you guys so rant on with yo 5.5self Havoc....
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I've never seen a pic of Havoc... but I do agree, 5.5% bodyfat is around contest ripped. I'm around 12ish and I don't look too bad at all... Eddie George claims to be at 4% bodyfat year round... I think that is garbage... at 4% year round, he wouldn't have the energy to run the ball as much as he does for 16 games.

Maybe havoc's picture wasn't the 5.5% picture? I'd have to see the pic... but there is alot that a pic can't tell... such as how tight the skin is... that is what calipers are for...

C
 
All I get is a smiley face?

No "Thank you, Jesus es"?! I guess that I will never know....

EHEHehehaoehoahehahaehahahehehhehehaaa!
 
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havoc said:


Oh champion of sniffing ass, I didnt know you have a resident English Professor lodged in your anal orifice to critique every post after you wipe the film of shit from your teeth. Are you aware in the slightest what constitutes a flame? Are you also aware that the greasy stain in your "my little pony" biking panties is the result of years old vaseline dripping from your small intestine. From your record on this board, you seem to enjoy a face full of shit. I had to take the liberty of eating 10 chili burgers today, and worked up an intestinal gas-powered diarrhea missile just for your fecal facial pleasure. The next time you want to grade my post, I am going to donkey punch you with sufficient force as to shotgun your cranial matter, empty space and long lost skull fucking condoms through your pug nose and critique and grade the remains. Do I make myself clear Cooter? Or do I need to rub your face in it a little more so you will remember not to do that on the fucking rug. Bad gimp, bad.
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haha - i dont know how you come up with this shit man.

classic.
 
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Oh Havoc You silly dog.

Oh and Calipers are very inaccurate. And besides I only have Pot Scales.

What time do the New York Knickerbockers play tonight?

What time is it in London right now?

When will this buzz from that doobie subside? Its been 2.5 hours already!

Now when I work out and hit a repping set I chant...havoc havoc havoc havoc havoc.

Donkey punch me TUFF GUY!

Wank Wank
 
havoc said:
You couldn't get any gayer if you installed runway lights in your colon


you mushroom imprinted cock smock.
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!


You are fucking priceless, man............


LOL oh shit..........
 
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I can envision Havoc sitting there on his sheepskin couch puffing on some oregano out of his dildo-shaped bong, contemplating these idiotic lines, while alternating between drooling over Ricky Martin videos and moonwlaking to Michael Jackson songs. I can see you getting all giddy like a school girl every time the vision of a greased-up chimpanzee enters your though process, if there is such a thing. Can you mimic that cute little dance you do every time the paperboy delivers your Playgirl subscription renewal and throws a couple of cumshots to your jaw for us?
 
Thick dog said:
I can envision Havoc sitting there on his sheepskin couch puffing on some oregano out of his dildo-shaped bong, contemplating these idiotic lines, while alternating between drooling over Ricky Martin videos and moonwlaking to Michael Jackson songs. I can see you getting all giddy like a school girl every time the vision of a greased-up chimpanzee enters your though process, if there is such a thing. Can you mimic that cute little dance you do every time the paperboy delivers your Playgirl subscription renewal and throws a couple of cumshots to your jaw for us?
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Ahhhhhhh. The good life we can only dream about...
 
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