The CHRIS medical FAQ

[iggy]

ANY medical questions you have on the board for chris he will answer gladly here.

If you have any medical questions to ask him or need an internet diagnosis (which will not always be correct, but is better than nothing) post up on here!!!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

why do finger nails grow faster than toe nails?

 

[broonzy]

Why does it burn when I pee?

 

[Cutiebaby]

Why does it burn when I pee?

aids

 

[AAP]

why do finger nails grow faster than toe nails?

The binding proteins and biological substance of boogers facilitate fingernail growth. If you pick your nose with your toes, you would see the same results.

 

[broonzy]

aids

 

[Cutiebaby]

The binding proteins and biological substance of boogers facilitate fingernail growth. If you pick your nose with your toes, you would see the same results.

Oh my goodness. Tonight after football practice I will have to pick my nose with my toes..


Awww hell, maybe I will attempt it while at football.

 

[chris302001]

lol wtf?

 

[shirlene29]

what is the difference between the HIV and the FULL BLOWN AIDS

also why is it that the heps is easier to catch but all these ngrs are worried about the AIDS

 

[broonzy]

what is the difference between the HIV and the FULL BLOWN AIDS

also why is it that the heps is easier to catch but all these ngrs are worried about the AIDS

What's an ngrs?

 

[chris302001]

what is the difference between the HIV and the FULL BLOWN AIDS

also why is it that the heps is easier to catch but all these ngrs are worried about the AIDS

1 susceptibility to opportunistic infections, cd4+ count
2. aids kills you, herps does not (DUH)

okay no more questions unless you have your insurance card and a copay ready.

 

[shirlene29]

I said heps not herps
I want a refund

already ignoring pt pleas