The Bonnie Situation

[Dunk]

 

[c00per]

lol
Looks like he has some Jello stains on that shirt.

Something different about you --- you using a different bronzer?

 

[chewyxrage]

You sendin' the wolf? Shit nigga, that's all you had to say!

 

[jacked clown]

Does this look like dead *igger storage to you? Is there a sign in the yard that says dead *igger storage?

 

[chewyxrage]

So pretty please, with sugar on top.

Clean the fucking car.

 

[seizer]

sameul L is the fuckin shit

 

[Chagrin_]

If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor.
I think fast - I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast, if you want to get out of this.
So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f*ckin' car.

 

[pintoca]

lmao @ "*igger storage"

 

[DieselGunz]

great Fn movie

 

[pintoca]

great Fn movie

There is a website where you can actually buy one of these

 

[jack sparrow]

lol @ "Bangin out Jello shots" LMFAO!!

 

[pintoca]

Does this look like dead *igger storage to you? Is there a sign in the yard that says dead *igger storage?

 

[Dunk]

when i got done with the towel it didnt look like a damn maxi pad

 

[Whiskey]

Reach in and get my wallet out.

Which one is it?

It's the one that says bad Mother Fucker.

That's my Bad Mother Fucker.

I NEVER get bored with that movie.

Whiskey

 

[Dunk]

Reach in and get my wallet out.

Which one is it?

It's the one that says bad Mother Fucker.

That's my Bad Mother Fucker.

I NEVER get bored with that movie.

Whiskey

That is NOT the Bonnie Situation.

 

[Gambino]

so bonnie comes home and see's a bunch of gangstas doing gangsta shit...

 

[broley]

Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit!
and
That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

 

[Lestat]

JIMMIE
– I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you a
question, good bro. When you drove in
here, did you notice a sign out front
that said, "bad bro storage?"

Jules starts to "Jimmie" him –

JIMMIE
– answer to question. Did you see a
sign out in front of my house that
said, "bad bro storage?"

JULES
Naw man, I didn't.

JIMMIE
You know why you didn't see that
sign?

JULES
Why?

JIMMIE
'Cause storin' bad bros ain't my
fuckin' business!


JIMMIE
– I ain't through! Now don't you
understand that if Bonnie comes home
and finds a bad bro in her house,
I'm gonna get divorced. No marriage
counselor, no trial separation –
fuckin' divorced. And I don't wanna
get fuckin' divorced. The last time
me an' Bonnie talked about this shit
was gonna be the last time me an'
Bonnie talked about this shit. Now I
wanna help ya out good bro, I really
do. But I ain't gonna lose my wife
doin' it.

JULES
Jimmie –

JIMMIE
– don't fuckin' Jimmie me, man, I
can't be Jimmied. There's nothin'
you can say that's gonna make me
forget I love my wife. Now she's
workin' the graveyard shift at the
hospital. She'll be comin' home in
less than an hour and a half. Make
your phone calls, talk to your good bros,
than get the fuck out of my house.

JULES
That's all we want. We don't wanna
fuck up your shit. We just need to
call our good bros to bring us in.

JIMMIE
Then I suggest you get to it. Phone's
in my bedroom.

INT. MARSELLUS WALLACE'S DINING ROOM – MORNING

Marsellus Wallace sits at his dining table in a big comfy
robe, eating his large breakfast, while talking on the phone.

MARSELLUS
...well, say she comes home. Whaddya
think she'll do?
(pause)
No fuckin' shit she'll freak. That
ain't no kinda answer. You know 'er,
I don't. How bad, a lot or a little?

INT. JIMMIE'S BEDROOM – MORNING

Jules paces around in Jimmie's bedroom on the phone.

JULES
You got to appreciate what an
explosive element this Bonnie
situation is. If she comes home from
a hard day's work and finds a bunch
of good bros doin' a bunch of good bro
shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin'
what she's apt to do.

MARSELLUS
I've grasped that, Jules. All I'm
doin' is contemplating the "ifs."

JULES
I don't wanna hear about no
motherfuckin' "ifs."What I wanna
hear from your ass is: "you ain't
got no problems, good bro. I'm on the
motherfucker. Go back in there, chill
them good bros out and wait for the
cavalry, which should be comin'
directly."

MARSELLUS
You ain't got no problems, good bro.
I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in
there, chill them good bros out and
wait for The Wolf, who should be
comin' directly.

JULES
You sendin' The Wolf?

MARSELLUS
Feel better?

JULES
Shit good bro, that's all you had to
say.

 

[Whiskey]

That is NOT the Bonnie Situation.

Yes, I know it's not the Bonnie situation, it is however, one of my favorite lines out of the movie

Whiskey