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Temple

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THANK GOD THEY’RE GONE!!!!
Bwahahahahaha.....
As some of you may know Spatts, Project and Hannibal loaded up their boxes, chains and bands and headed north to teach my husband and me to train the Westside way.

First just let me say THESE PEOPLE CAN EAT!!!!
Two and a half days=
2 GALLONS OF homemade beef stew (6 # of beef)
84 eggs
2.5 loaves of whole wheat bread
2 packages bacon
8 T-bone steaks and one rib steak
2 packages oriental style frozen vegetables
5 large yams
5 red potatoes
9# ground beef
1.5 packages hamburger buns
1 large package sun chips
1 regular size Fritos
2 large cans baked beans
orange juice
oatmeal
2 gallons of milk
1 gallon chocolate milk (ask Hannibal if it is possible to drink a gallon of milk in ONE HOUR)
diet Dr. Pepper
Large can coffee
One meal at a restaurant downtown
and we all felt a little underfed and off schedule however we pretty much tossed the whole “clean” eating concept right out the window. I promise not to whine about how much fat I gained for at least two weeks.

Sleep is also important for those who train hard - I think we got to bed about 2am at the earliest and were all up by 6am - so in addition to eating me out of house and home they also kept me from getting my much needed beauty sleep. I did put a little makeup on before they got here on Friday but did not have the energy to care how I looked after that. When they tell you I looked like hell it is a true story.

Training....I don’t even know where to start. It will take weeks to digest all that we learned. My lats are still trying to accept the fact that they are supposed to be involved in a proper bench press and they are currently SCREAMING with every breath that I
take. My body has all kinds of little muscles in places that I never knew existed before.
I now know what it is to have your “ass pinned to the box”. My husband has three steps in and out of his truck and the last I talked to him he is pulling up in front of his stops and honking the horn so that he does not have to go up and down them.

Please don’t get the idea that we PERSONALLY did all that much this weekend - it was all pretty much light weights and learning proper form with a tad of accessory work
other than a ME bench.

Some of you may remember that I have been fighting some sort of back injury and I was pretty much convinced that squatting and deadlifting were NOT POSSIBLE and I thought Spatts was full of crap when she told me that she thought that it was. I don’t
know what happened over the course of the weekend because I squatted and I deadlifted and for the first time in weeks I am pain free.

The intensity that these folks train with and the amount of knowledge that they have is simply awe inspiring. I got to see Hannibal’s “scary face” which alone made it all worth it. I respected them before but there really aren’t words to convey what incredible people these three are on EVERY level.

To the women out there I want to say a few words about Spatts...
We see her pics and read her stats and frankly I expected some sort of amazon woman.
She must have cement for bone marrow as she certainly does not look like she weighs 190#. The only word I can think of to describe her is “dense”. A beautiful physique that I would give my eye teeth to posses and I can’t wait to see what happens when she competes either in BB or figure. The photos that she posts do not do her justice - she looks cute in the pics IMO, in person she is absolutely gorgeous, there is no other word
to describe her and her personality ....well, she is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. We are so very lucky to have her on the board.

Project, Hannibal and Spatts - thank you very very much. This is going to be a great adventure and I can’t wait to see you in January.

p.s. the local paper heard that there were some powelifters in town this weekend and they called this morning as they want to do a small story on y’all - I’m absolutely serious.
 
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Reading this made my eyes teary. Yes...there are certainly some wonderful people on the boards here. I'm glad you got to meet this weekend!

I have an idea for their next visit...have it catered by The Outback! :) They can live without the chocolate milk. hehehe
 
I jokingly told Temple this morning that she should post what we ate while we were there, and look at this! LOL I guessed high on the egg total at 96.

Temple and her family took VERY good care of us while we were there. Can't thank her enough for her hospitality.

I'm envious of their workout space! A LOT more room for equipment, and I wasn't standing back in a corner behind stuff trying to film.

Something else I'm jealous of is their ability to replicate the movements after only being shown a few times. I have a hell of a time convincing my body to move the way I want it to, and they picked stuff up fast.

Oh, and Temple told me she was surprised at how young I was. She had me pegged for around 40! LOL
 
Temple gave me the lowdown on the phone this evening. She gave me some cock-and-bull story about them shutting the phones off so as not to have business calls bother thier intense training sessions. Personally, I think they turned the phones off to escape me and my "maniacal" laughter!

I am equally jealous Corn. About the visit and the training, intensity and solid socialization with REAL people. REAL PEOPLE are few and far between. REAL PEOPLE who train REAL HARD are even fewer. REAL PEOPLE who train REAL HARD and are REAL FRIENDS?.... that shit is almost like a needle in a haystack!

It was a pleasure talking to all of you. Made my otherwise icky night at work go faster. :)
 
BWAAHahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaaa!

You guys are too funny.... Scary thing? I AM REALLY LIKE THAT! I relish the fact that I embarrass the fahooties right outta my kids!

Yes, maybe someday I'll get a chance to meet ya'll in the flesh. Don't know about the training thing though.... I'll sit in the back and watch you guys bust blood vessels while shouting, "YOU GO!" between spoonfulls of Turkey Hill Butter Pecan. *cough* I mean, licks. Ice cream was meant to be enjoyed straight from a big fat freaking waffle cone.

Oh, and maybe I'll bring the purple fuzzy things to show yaz!

HEHehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhee
 
bikinimom said:
BWAAHahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaaa!

You guys are too funny.... Scary thing? I AM REALLY LIKE THAT! I relish the fact that I embarrass the fahooties right outta my kids!

Yes, maybe someday I'll get a chance to meet ya'll in the flesh. Don't know about the training thing though.... I'll sit in the back and watch you guys bust blood vessels while shouting, "YOU GO!" between spoonfulls of Turkey Hill Butter Pecan. *cough* I mean, licks. Ice cream was meant to be enjoyed straight from a big fat freaking waffle cone.

Oh, and maybe I'll bring the purple fuzzy things to show yaz!

HEHehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhee

:bikinimom <--- am nervous about

:worried:


:D
 
Wow guys....I hope I paid you enough to say all those nice things about us LOL. Who says you can't make friends on the internet??? I finally feel like I have recuperated and am ready to hit it again tonight!:D
 
Yes, it is ME squat night. We will work from one of the workouts that we have printed off. We won't be using any bands as Hannibal said to focus on form and such for the next few weeks before we start to use them.
 
Temple01 said:
To the women out there I want to say a few words about Spatts...
We see her pics and read her stats and frankly I expected some sort of amazon woman.
She must have cement for bone marrow as she certainly does not look like she weighs 190#. The only word I can think of to describe her is “dense”. A beautiful physique that I would give my eye teeth to posses and I can’t wait to see what happens when she competes either in BB or figure. The photos that she posts do not do her justice - she looks cute in the pics IMO, in person she is absolutely gorgeous, there is no other word
to describe her and her personality ....well, she is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. We are so very lucky to have her on the board.

so where did all the pics of spatts go anyway?! her gallery is empty :(

any chance ya'll took some pictures during their visit?
 
Temple01 said:
See....thank God we have the step by step in writing.

Hey, hey, hey......

Spats - maybe BUTT...lol....you gotta do that dance thing for me....while youre are doing my spotting....
 
lol

I trained their way for a while remember.......hopefully I'll weigh more than I do now when I get up there.
 
spatts said:
Gladiola, Nate (and lil lady), Corn, others...we love to road trip. If you want to train, we can work it out. We will be in Kentucky in December, and in St Louis, MO and Columbus, OH in February, and probably Florida in June. If you can make it to one of those, great. We're always open to suggestions too. :)
Sounds like you guys had a blast, I am jealous too :) Spatts, where in Fla? I am only 1.5 hrs away.;)
 
Cornholio said:
pain ain't nuthin but french bread

Mmmm....pain...

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spatts said:
Gladiola, Nate (and lil lady), Corn, others...we love to road trip. If you want to train, we can work it out. We will be in Kentucky in December, and in St Louis, MO and Columbus, OH in February, and probably Florida in June. If you can make it to one of those, great. We're always open to suggestions too. :)

Uh ... Japan?

South Africa?
 
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