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the 10 commandments for dealing with supersizeme

HappyScrappy

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1). Supersizeme's life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be very painful.

2). Give Supersizeme time to understand what you want from him.

3). Place your trust in Supersizeme - it is crucial for his well-being.

4). Don’t be angry with Supersizeme for long, and don’t lock him up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment. HE HAS ONLY YOU!

5). Talk to Supersizeme. Even if he doesn’t understand your words, he understands your voice when it’s speaking to him.

6). Be aware that however you treat Supersizeme, he’ll never forget it.

7). Before you hit Supersizeme, remember that he have teeth that could easily crush the bones in your hand, but he chooses not to bite you.

8). Before you scold Supersizeme for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering him. Perhaps he's not getting the right food, he's been out in the sun too long, or his heart may be getting old and weak.

9). Take care of Supersizeme when he gets old. You too, will grow old.

10). Go with Supersizeme on difficult journeys. Never say "I can’t bear to watch it" or, "Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for Supersizeme if you are there. Remember, he loves you!
 
11). Remind him the sequence is "suck, suck, spit"

12). Provide extra litter boxes as he uses them to freshen up his wardrobe of Chino's and members Only B-4 hitting the town.
 
Ah yes. HS where did you find those...they sound reminiscent of that one email that has been passed around a billion times with the excerpts from the 50s textbook on how to be a good housewife. personally i would like to see more things on that list centered around my crotch.
 
HappyScrappy said:
1). Supersizeme's life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be very painful.

2). Give Supersizeme time to understand what you want from him.

3). Place your trust in Supersizeme - it is crucial for his well-being.

4). Don’t be angry with Supersizeme for long, and don’t lock him up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment. HE HAS ONLY YOU!

5). Talk to Supersizeme. Even if he doesn’t understand your words, he understands your voice when it’s speaking to him.

6). Be aware that however you treat Supersizeme, he’ll never forget it.

7). Before you hit Supersizeme, remember that he have teeth that could easily crush the bones in your hand, but he chooses not to bite you.

8). Before you scold Supersizeme for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering him. Perhaps he's not getting the right food, he's been out in the sun too long, or his heart may be getting old and weak.

9). Take care of Supersizeme when he gets old. You too, will grow old.

10). Go with Supersizeme on difficult journeys. Never say "I can’t bear to watch it" or, "Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for Supersizeme if you are there. Remember, he loves you!
Happy, I swear this sounds exactly like the rules about taking care of your pet that I read on an SPCA website................:p
 
Copies exactly from Cap4pets.com

10 Things
a Dog Asks
of Its People



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1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you will be painful for me. Remember that before you adopt or buy me.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me ... it's crucial for my well being.

4. Don't be angry at me for long, and don't lock me up as a punishment. You have your work, your entertainment and your friends. I have only you.

5. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don't understand your words, I understand your voice when it's speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I'll never forget it.

7. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could crush the bones of your hands, but I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being 'uncooperative', 'obstinate' or 'lazy', ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, or I've been out in the sun too long, or my heart is getting old and weak.

9. Take care of me when I grow old: you too, will grow old.

10. Go with me on a difficult journey. Never say "I can't bear to watch it", or "Let it happen in my absence". Everything is easier when you are there.
 
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