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Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important emails in 2004! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!
Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to discount department store diners, for fear of sitting on a needle infected with a disease.
I smell gamey, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you said it causes cancer.
I don't let somebody leave me sitting in a car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk about seven blocks, because
you said that someone might drug me with a perfume
sample and then try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me to dial an emergency number and then I get a high phone
bill with calls to Uganda,
Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.
I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes nor
feathers, that are bred in
a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine on the outer surface ,
of the containers.
When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a
bathtub full of ice.
However, the police are also after me, at present, because you said not to let my driver pull over, as they could be fake policemen
trying to kidnap me.
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me,
when I participated in
their special e-mail program.
It's weird, though, that my free cruise tickets, never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Club Med..
But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse.
OOPS I ALMOST FORGOT, IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 24 hours, bad luck will
begin,tomorrow at 7:00 PM.
Here's to an even better informed 2005 !
Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to discount department store diners, for fear of sitting on a needle infected with a disease.
I smell gamey, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you said it causes cancer.
I don't let somebody leave me sitting in a car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk about seven blocks, because
you said that someone might drug me with a perfume
sample and then try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me to dial an emergency number and then I get a high phone
bill with calls to Uganda,
Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.
I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes nor
feathers, that are bred in
a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine on the outer surface ,
of the containers.
When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a
bathtub full of ice.
However, the police are also after me, at present, because you said not to let my driver pull over, as they could be fake policemen
trying to kidnap me.
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me,
when I participated in
their special e-mail program.
It's weird, though, that my free cruise tickets, never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Club Med..
But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse.
OOPS I ALMOST FORGOT, IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 24 hours, bad luck will
begin,tomorrow at 7:00 PM.
Here's to an even better informed 2005 !
