Terrorists - A feel good song

[satanic goatslayer]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Terrorists sometimes wear turbans
And grow long stringy beards
But when I run them down in a Suburban
I smile from ear to ear

Becauuuuuuuuuse
Killing and maiming hardcore muslims
Is where the fun is at
Watch their face as they gasp in horror
And crush it with a bat

Terror, Terror, Terror
It's one of their maniacal games
Beat on them, Beat on them, Beat on them
T'il they're as retarded as May's brother James

Annnnnnnnnnnd
I hear they work at 7-11
And you can't understand what they say
But there is no need to listen
Just slash their throats and avoid the blood spray

Terror, Terror, Terror
They use it to keep people in fear
Murder them, Murder them, Murder them
Celebrate their death with a beer

Sooooooooooooo
Listen to what I say
I'm not predjudiced or insane
But I like shoving pens in their eyeballs
And smoking crack while they suffer in pain

Because................

Terror, Terror, Terror
Sometimes it comes from within
Gut them, Gut them, Gut them
And make a pic-a-nic blanket out of their skin

 

[BigGuns2]

Beautiful! I am in tears. You are the greatest song writer since Paul McCartney. A true masterpiece.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Do you see that in C or B minor?

Very lighthearted... I feel strangely happy.

Perhaps it's the heroin.

 

[spongebob]

whens the album coming out?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Perhaps it's the heroin.

Believe me, it's always the heroin.

This song is sung into a fan for that vibrophone effect.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Good work sir -- your do-it-yourself anthrax spore kit (w/ prepaid mailers to Kabul and Kandahar) is on its way.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Thank you, my good man. I'll send some to Toothless. He breathes through his mouth.

 

[HelenSL]

Believe me, it's always the heroin.

Oh, speaking for myself I believe in heros as well as heroins.

IOW men can be heroic too...well I say that by faith anyway...

That is, in theory they can

love
Helen

 

[supersizeme]

LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
*applause*
good stuff

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Thank you Ho.

I'm working on a compilation album with Lionel Richie, Billy Ocean and Quiet Riot.

They wanted to call it "Hello Caribbean Queen, Bang your Head", but I have some reservations about that.

 

[HelenSL]

Thank you Ho.

I'm working on a compilation album with Lionel Richie, Billy Ocean and Quiet Riot.

They wanted to call it "Hello Caribbean Queen, Bang your Head", but I have some reservations about that.

Good thinking...I always make reservations when I can, also.

My advice to Caribbean Queen would be to duck and then it wouldn't have to happen that way. I suppose you would leap straight to decapitation though, as a happy solution to the problem of not fitting under a low crossbeam?

Being only 5'2" this is rarely a problem for me, actually.

love
Helen

 

[dballer]

Believe me, it's always the heroin.

This song is sung into a fan for that vibrophone effect.

Singing into a fan is a great idea... kind of Black Sabbathish

 

[MINISTER]

Quite a masterpiece.

 

[KEL]

Bravo!

 

[TheProject]

The Slayer is my hero!

 

[litig8r]

Outstanding, You are a stone cold genius/madman. You should run for public office. Our government needs men like you.

hasta

litig8r

 

[mdd]

holy shit, that song can only be sung to one of them irish songs, the beat would be perfect, lol

 

[fiatconspiracy]

I would sing it in B minor , it is the saddest key " whats the song called?" Lick my love pump

 

[vixenbabe]

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Originally posted by Satanic Goatslayer

I'm working on a compilation album with Lionel Richie, Billy Ocean and Quiet Riot.

They wanted to call it "Hello Caribbean Queen, Bang your Head", but I have some reservations about that.
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LMAO! I'm betting the CD cover would be a work of art as well.....