Ten Things You'll Never Hear From A Southern Boy...

[amaritto]

1. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

2. You can't feed that to the dog.

3. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

4. Trim the fat off that steak.

5. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

6. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

7. Duct tape won't fix that.

8. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

9. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

10. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin'.

 

[WODIN]

Don't be messin with duct tape! It is a fantastic substitute for hand cuffs.

 

[amaritto]

Not just handcuffs, anything. If you cant duct it, Fuck it

 

[Jimsbbc]

sounds good. Maybe it can cover up the bullet holes in the side of my car.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

You're making me miss Louisiana.

 

[Moderator]

1. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

Oh I just couldn't, she's my sister

 

[moe dank]

I cant drink that much beer.

We should find someone else to drive us home.