You think she would give you the time of the day! You would at least have to get some B-cup implants. Now that I think about it you could be on top of her. With a perm and a butch cut, you would look just like Justin! I'm sure she would allow you to get on top and dry hump! Since we all know that Britney is still a Virgin! Yea right, whatever britney!
I know that would be smooth if I was serious. I'm just joking around! Besides I have a nudie pic of smalls already! Oh my bad that was just a crack whore that I gave some crack to for some naked pics