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Tapeworm for fat loss

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GerryCurls

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Hey Guys,

Ever since I started eating for two my life has turned around. My tapeworm and I are an excellent combination for fatloss and appetite. I can now eat things that I never dreamed of before and without guilt and the lbs just keep coming off. I eat pizzas, cheesecakes, jars of mayonaise , pretty much just about anything. This tapework is better than any ECA stack or even Clen. I can't believe my results and I would reccomend it to everbody who would like to see amazing fat loss without a life style change.

:D
 
You guys laugh, but I've actually heard stories that people used to use tapeworms for fat loss a long time ago. That's some funny shit.
 
How about just starving yourself, because basically that's what's happening. The tapeworm is eating everything and leaving practically nothing. Tapeworms can grow up to 30 feet and shit. Imagine that. This is fuckin stupid. Get rid of it TOOL.
 
Mike P.T. said:
How about just starving yourself, because basically that's what's happening. The tapeworm is eating everything and leaving practically nothing. Tapeworms can grow up to 30 feet and shit. Imagine that. This is fuckin stupid. Get rid of it TOOL.
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:bright: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Mike P.T. said:
How about just starving yourself, because basically that's what's happening. The tapeworm is eating everything and leaving practically nothing. Tapeworms can grow up to 30 feet and shit. Imagine that. This is fuckin stupid. Get rid of it TOOL.
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:rolleyes:
 
The "Pat" guy is right. Maria Callas, the opera singer, never treated a similar condition. I think she got it eating steak tar tar -- basically raw meat. No DNP was available at the time.
 
Now if the tapeworm is inside of you, as it gains weight don't you also gain weight?
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Nope. It burns shit up much faster than it grows.
How about just starving yourself, because basically that's what's happening. The tapeworm is eating everything and leaving practically nothing. Tapeworms can grow up to 30 feet and shit. Imagine that. This is fuckin stupid. Get rid of it TOOL.
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No shit.
 
just leave it in untill it starts to come out your ass then give it a yank and hope it dont break because you will have to start your fat loss again untill it gets long enough to come out your ass again. hmmmmmmmmmm.
 
This is the sickest fucking shit I've read all day but it's funny too...LOL I wonder if we'll start selling them at GNC soon.
 
Mike P.T. said:
How about just starving yourself, because basically that's what's happening. The tapeworm is eating everything and leaving practically nothing. Tapeworms can grow up to 30 feet and shit. Imagine that. This is fuckin stupid. Get rid of it TOOL.
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its ridiculous someone found this serious....especially here
 
GerryCurls said:


its ridiculous someone found this serious....especially here
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Bro you won't believe how many people are actually serious when it comes to dumb shit like this. Good thing you were joking but look at all the people that the idea has crossed there mind. Hopefully they are joking too. You never know anymore.
 
Parasites need love too....

I recommend you treat your new pet with love and care - oh, not only is he at your side, and in you side, 24 hrs. a day. He is helping you reach life-long goals, touch the rainbow, and feel the glory. Yes, he's not just a pet, that tapeworm is your best friend. Don't forget that the day you must take him from you, you should do it with dignity. Give him the respect he, and all of God's creatures, deserve - destroy him with respect.

As for the comment of "tapeworms can grow to 30 ft.", I would like to remind everyone that your intestines can run over a mile in length. That's plenty of real estate for any tapeworm, in fact, I recommend having two, to keep each other company. Let's not be so stingy with our intestines and learn how to share a little with our parasitic friends.
 
trial0r said:
my dads a doctor and he once pulled a 18 foot tapeworm out of some guys ass.
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Imagine how ridiculous that would be if you crapped that thing out in the toiler (not knowing you had a tape worm).... Good lord..

YUM
 
Re: Parasites need love too....

Taomaster said:
I recommend you treat your new pet with love and care - oh, not only is he at your side, and in you side, 24 hrs. a day. He is helping you reach life-long goals, touch the rainbow, and feel the glory. Yes, he's not just a pet, that tapeworm is your best friend. Don't forget that the day you must take him from you, you should do it with dignity. Give him the respect he, and all of God's creatures, deserve - destroy him with respect.

As for the comment of "tapeworms can grow to 30 ft.", I would like to remind everyone that your intestines can run over a mile in length. That's plenty of real estate for any tapeworm, in fact, I recommend having two, to keep each other company. Let's not be so stingy with our intestines and learn how to share a little with our parasitic friends.
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actually, including the duodenum, there is only about 30 ft to a average intestine!!! not miles;)
 
It's true. In the 20s and 30s, I believe, they would use tapeworms for fat loss. Here is how they got you: You would pay pennies for the worm. Eventually, you would start to wither away and begin resembling an Ethiopian. You would go back to the doctor and the "cure" was upwards of 10 dollars, some serious cake in those days.
 
Wow gross!

Regarding intestinal length it is really only about 30 ft. The miles figure comes from counting total surface length including all the folds, villi and microvilli.
 
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