Talk about Strongmen? Check out Spatts....

[naturally anabolic]

 

[pauly]

great smile.

 

[GRIT]

spatts is real purty

 

[MortyJackson]

What is that on TV the essence awards? Who is the weiner on her shoulders?

 

[distanced]

you guys have your own room?

 

[Citruscide]

Spatts legs look big.. in the big sense of the word big...

C-ditty

 

[saint808]

i said lots of pictures of spatts... not just 2... dammit!

 

[Citruscide]

can we get on to the part where there is love making and less squating?

C-ditty

 

[jesus 2]

now where's the picture of natty squatting spatts? you got some work to do!!


j2da2

 

[KnoXville]

Who is the weiner on her shoulders?

I think that be da Pooject.

He seems to be having the time of his life.

 

[naturally anabolic]

yea they refuse to allow me to post the pics of me squatting project,spatts and nicole all at once.....damn aint i manly?

 

[TheProject]

I think that be da Pooject.

He seems to be having the time of his life.

Yes, that weiner would be me.

Natty thought it would be funny to have spatts squat me...and since I'm roughly half her squat, it wasn't too hard for her.

 

[louden_swain]

Very impressive woman!!

 

[Citruscide]

Yes, that weiner would be me.

Natty thought it would be funny to have spatts squat me...and since I'm roughly half her squat, it wasn't too hard for her.

No, it'd be REAL funny!

Actually, I'd like to see Spatts squat 376! I've seen Kronkette squat 250 for reps!

C-ditty

 

[KnoXville]

Maybe its Pooject's albinoness constrasting my vision, but are you naturally dark or do you tan?

 

[saint808]

Compared to poo-ject? Naturally tan.

compared to pooject i am practially african american

 

[KnoXville]

Compared to poo-ject? Naturally tan.

That answer is not entirely fair. Compared to poo-ject anybody would naturally look deeply tan, except for maybe HappyScrappy. Those two could practically blend in with white walls like chameleons on leaves. Spatty though, has very nice skin tone. I also think I can see poojects costisol steroids on the counter there, damn juicer.

 

[TheProject]

compared to pooject i am practially african american

Yes, I operate in various shades of red most of the time. It just looks that much worse in contrast with spatts' lovely skin.

 

[KnoXville]

We should really stop badgering Project about his absence of melanin before we drive him to a tanning disorder.

 

[TheProject]

I thought spatts' max squat was way higher than 300lbs

Yep, and my weight's higher than 150. Jackass. LOL

And her squat's soon to be way higher than 400.

 

[Ffactor]

All I know is Pooject is GAY! All GAY people have no skin tone.

 

[kronk]

Yea, but did Project Spill wine on everyone? Thats all I want to know.

 

[WODIN]

I have a new Pic Folder.... Pasty Pink People Spatts Squatted.

 

[TheProject]

Yea, but did Project Spill wine on everyone? Thats all I want to know.

Nope, no wine. I did have a beer while on the trip, but that was the extent of the alcohol consumed.

I expected everyone to point out how small my legs are compared to spatts, not talk about my skin color!

Guess I'll have to get back to tanning on a regular basis.

 

[WODIN]

Frorider6 holds the title of Chicken Leg man around here...

 

[Bullit]

Compared to poo-ject? Naturally tan.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Looks like "Pooject" is your new official name Poo.

LMAO

 

[vixenbabe]

I look at this picture and I'm reminded of those damn baby slings you could wear to tote tot's around ....heheheh

Love the smiles- Great smiles on the both of ya!

 

[Ffactor]

We both smile alot. Life is good, and we have a blast together.

So are you guys really not married or are you just trying to play me out!

 

[TheProject]

So are you guys really not married or are you just trying to play me out!

No, we're really not married.

 

[Ffactor]

No, we're really not married.

Why should I believe a gay person?

 

[naturally anabolic]

and what was your excuse for not going again FF?

 

[kronk]

They are not married brother. I have met and hung out with Mr. Spatts and he is not Project.

 

[TheProject]

and what was your excuse for not going again FF?

I think he was afraid I'd smack the piss out of him.

 

[beastboy]

Rumor has it Project ripped the seam in his pants prior to climbing on.

 

[TheProject]

Rumor has it Project ripped the seam in his pants prior to climbing on.

I don't get it.

 

[beastboy]

I don't get it.

You do too. And BTW, that is my line.

 

[WODIN]

You're next Wodin...I need a PR.

I'm excited and scarred all at the same time. You could crush a mans skull with those legs woman. LOL!!!

 

[Ffactor]

THIS is my husband:


Image: [OOPS, YOU MISSED IT!!!]

I think I like Pooject's pic more than your husband. You however are stunning! I was a little confused by this thread previously,

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=195814&highlight=Happy+Birthday+Spatts

 

[Ffactor]

Oh, I can see where that could be grossly misinterpreted.

in other words you agree that pooject is gay!!

 

[Ffactor]

He's about the farthest one can get from being gay.

You mean he's had sex with women???????????????

 

[Ffactor]

The ones that could take it, yes.

Shut up!

 

[Ffactor]

and what was your excuse for not going again FF?

Just waiting for the perfect opportunity broly. I want to get Pooj, Beastboy, Nature Boy and Bullitt in one place and then give them simultaneous wedgies.

 

[Ffactor]

Good luck. Nature Boy is HYUGE!

The fatter they are the harder they fall!!

 

[Silent Method]

spatts is real purty

Yes. Yes she is.

 

[Citruscide]

No, we're really not married.

That's not in real life right? But in fantasy land, everything can be a reality!!!

C-ditty

 

[Bullit]

He's about the farthest one can get from being gay.

Obviously he hasn't shown you the PMs he constantly sends me.

 

[kronk]

Wait a sec, are you guys all talking about Projects dick size??

 

[Bullit]

Just waiting for the perfect opportunity broly. I want to get Pooj, Beastboy, Nature Boy and Bullitt in one place and then give them simultaneous wedgies.

Who the fuck is Bullitt?

I hate bullett for fuckin up my shizz.

 

[TheProject]

I'm waiting for Project to meet a nice woman that can hang out with my husband and I. Someone who is actually good enough for him and will appreciate him.

...and she has to like me, because I plan on doing ALOT of babysitting for them.

...oh, and she's going to have to take up powerlifting.

...and, and if she even THINKS about making modern renovations to his big ol' historical home, affectionately know as "my house," I'll mame her.

That is all.

C-Ditty, real life's great...I don't need fantasy land.

 

[Citruscide]

C-Ditty, real life's great...I don't need fantasy land.

Heh...without fantasy land, I'd never get Bikinimom into the sack! without fantasy land, ice cream couldn't be a protein delicious meal!

Don't fool yourself kid... fantasy land is great!! auly:

C-ditty

 

[The Shadow]

poor Reject.....he finally gets a girl in position and she is turned the wrong way

 

[TheProject]

Heh...without fantasy land, I'd never get Bikinimom into the sack! without fantasy land, ice cream couldn't be a protein delicious meal!

Don't fool yourself kid... fantasy land is great!! auly:

C-ditty

Kid, huh? There ain't that much difference in our ages....you're younger by 4 months.

Fantasy land is great, don't get me wrong...I'm just really happy with reality right now.

 

[jwill3:16]

very nice!! Hard to do with a pearson on your back!!!

 

[Bullit]

poor Reject.....he finally gets a girl in position and she is turned the wrong way

 

[kronk]

Hey spatts, can I squat you?? You can turn around the correct way!

 

[kronk]

Kid, huh? There ain't that much difference in our ages....you're younger by 4 months.

Actually, if I am not mistaken, Citrus was talking in his white "gangsta" voice. Like yo, kid, can I tap that or what? Fo sheezy, chicken greasy.

 

[Citruscide]

Hey spatts, can I squat you?? You can turn around the correct way!

Hmm... squatting a chicky-poo with her facing the correct way? Hey wait a second! She can squat me and I'll face the right way!!!

C-ditty

 

[saint808]

C-Ditty, real life's great...I don't need fantasy land.

who you tring to convince project... us or you.

 

[Citruscide]

who you tring to convince project... us or you.

LOL

C-ditty

 

[TheProject]

who you tring to convince project... us or you.

Don't need to convince anyone on Elite of anything.

 

[naturally anabolic]

oh the turn for the worst of my thread has begun...

 

[PolishHammer1977]

Damn spatts......nice 405

 

[saint808]

Don't need to convince anyone on Elite of anything.

hey we are pretty gullible.... i never knew there were so many guys walking aroud with 600lb bench presses and 2.6% bodyfat

 

[Ffactor]

Don't need to convince anyone on Elite of anything.

Whatever man, your whole life revolves around me!

 

[WarriorPL]

Nice squat spatts!

I really regreat not going.
I'm sure you all were dissapointed when i didn't show up.

 

[naturally anabolic]

bump for a soon to be classic

 

[naturally anabolic]

 

[Citruscide]

L M F A O ! ! !


Dead sexy.


...but, once again, does you NO justice.

Thanks Spatts... but I think my pictures does me great justice...



Natty.. you should change your location to trying to be Spatts whos trying to be Kronk.

C-ditty

 

[naturally anabolic]

i so would but i dont want to put u to shame

 

[naturally anabolic]

howd ya guess?

 

[lil k]

ok this thread has made me want to start my own..hehe...great work spatts...now i am going to have to throw kronk on my back and squat him for a pic....tee hee ps...is that a fuzzy football behind your back in your new av? hehehehe

 

[naturally anabolic]

cat fight ...cat fight

 

[lil k]

Fuzzy? That's a pro ball, missy!

missy? you talking to me....are you talking to me......they call me.....well shit i dont know what they call me..hehehehehe...we should cat fight now....i will bring the whip cream..lol

 

[lil k]

 

[naturally anabolic]

....u said the words going down....huhuhuhuhuh

 

[Citruscide]

You're going down bitch. Then it's my turn. Then it's your turn. IN THAT ORDER!

The C-man don't get sloppy seconds... so if anyone is going first... it's C-ditty... and I guarantee Big Daddy won't let you down little momma.

C-ditty

 

[Citruscide]

Hm...this private party just got crowded. I think make up sex is in order.

You're telling me! An innocent full on screwing session at the Hotel Fuckshop between you and I Spatts has turned into a public affair... And if anyone needs makeup sex it's us...

But FAR be it from me to be a jealous type... I have no problem if Kronkette joins in with Kronk... Natty and Project can take some pictures as Kronk and I are tagging in.

C-ditty

 

[Citruscide]

I was talking about kronkette.

Grrr Baby... VERY GRRR! You're probably right. The two hour smack it, flip it, lick it and stick it session that I would lay down on your ass would probably be what you need bout now...

Oh, Kronkette will attest to my "monster dong" as she so lovingly calls it..... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH --- um... she busted in on my shower and took pic! Get your minds out of the gutter!

C-ditty *glances at Spatts.... winks*

 

[lil k]

Oh, Kronkette will attest to my "monster dong" as she so lovingly calls it..... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH --- um... she busted in on my shower and took pic! Get your minds out of the gutter!

oh sure...blame it on me...NOT

tell the truth...you flashed it at me....i will say this...it was HUGE...i couldn't help but stare....after that...monster dong seemed VERY appropriate.

 

[naturally anabolic]

synthol.

 

[Citruscide]

That's so....wrong.

Yes, that's exactly what you are thinking.

Natty -- I'd love to use snythol on my cock, don't really need it though, and I read an article of some jabroni in England that injected the shit in there ... ACK! He had to get it pumped out of his penis... don't know how that worked?

Heh... hey, you don't look at someones 20" arm and say "test" do ya?

C-ditty

 

[lil k]

20 inch arm....yea that about sums it up

 

[Citruscide]

20 inch arm....yea that about sums it up

Aww Shucks....

C-ditty

 

[Ffactor]

I don't get it! What's going on in here! S'up with the football..huh????

 

[Citruscide]

Kronkette, don't you think your views might be skewed by the fact that you're 4'11" and 119 pounds? I mean, what DOESN'T look huge next to you? I felt like an amazon!

...I mean that in a good way, of course.

Amazon! So you like it rough eh? That can be done... you little minx you!

C-ditty

 

[WarriorPL]

Actually, I was. You were supposed to be #30.

#30?

 

[lil k]

Kronkette, don't you think your views might be skewed by the fact that you're 4'11" and 119 pounds? I mean, what DOESN'T look huge next to you? I felt like an amazon!

...I mean that in a good way, of course.

lol...well trust me when i say that my height does not effect my vision...i am 20/20 in each eye and i know what big is...

now if it would've been in my hand...it wouldn't have been huge....it would have been the size of a small elephant...

you did tower over me...but that was a good thing....i was eye level with da boobies...hehehehe

 

[Citruscide]

If it would have touched your hand, that small elephant would have approached mammoth whale proportions then

C-ditty

 

[Natural_Teen]

yea but spatts you are still sexy and still can buy boobies for 5g's as you do live in the midwest and "everything is cheap there"

 

[Citruscide]

It just ain't right.

Dong? Dong dee dong dong dong....

If it feels so good... it has to be right... little momma.

C-ditty

 

[Citruscide]

Believe me, I've considered it. If I could get a written guarantee that I could still bench in the 250-300 range I would do it in a heartbeat.

I don't see how a night being Legit with the Cit could possibly affect your ben.... ohh... heh heh heh... well, maybe for a week or so...

C-ditty

 

[TheProject]

I don't see how a night being Legit with the Cit could possibly affect your ben.... ohh... heh heh heh... well, maybe for a week or so...

C-ditty

You know, when I bought my Cavalier a long time ago, I looked at a Ford dealership too. The guy there called himself "E". Said he liked to think of himself not as a sales person, but a sales consultant. Said he was there to help me.

This post reminds me of him in a wigga kind of way.

 

[Taps]

Originally posted by spatts
THIS is my husband:


Image: [OOPS, YOU MISSED IT!!!]

Your husband looks like Russell Crowe, or more specifically Russell Crowe from "A Beautiful Mind," when he was all schitzo. And you look like that that chick from NYPD Blue that got arrested for drunk driving.

I have no idea why this popped into my head, but it did when I saw the pic at work this morning -- I just waited 'til now to share. I swear, no offense is intended. No carbs make me think weird things.

Way to squat Poo-ject, btw.

 

[makedah]

Those pics are quite similar...

Cute pics of spatts and project!

 

[Taps]

Damn, this is freaky. lol

This is the NYPD Blue lady, for refrence. Damned if I can remember her name tho...

 

[naturally anabolic]

Spatts is wayyyyyy hotter then kim delaney.

 

[makedah]

Hmmm. I think she looks more like Andie McDowell

http://us.imdb.com/Name?MacDowell,+Andie

 

[makedah]

Better Andie pic:
http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=...a.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=MacDowell,+Andie

 

[KnoXville]

The ever so quadtacular Spatts vaguely reminds me of that bond villain from goldeneye, the one who could squeeze people to death with her thighs. I bet she could seriously do some scissor grip like damage on a ribcage, if the situation called for it.

 

[Citruscide]

You know, when I bought my Cavalier a long time ago, I looked at a Ford dealership too. The guy there called himself "E". Said he liked to think of himself not as a sales person, but a sales consultant. Said he was there to help me.

This post reminds me of him in a wigga kind of way.

One time, I knew this guy... he wasn't too big and was kinda dorky at best. He liked to think of himself as a comedian... liked to tell jokes. People laughed at them, but they weren't funny.

This post brings me back.

C-ditty