enrage said:Wodin are your A Screensavers fan also? I watched that on The Screensavers this morning.![]()

musclebrains said:Take your meds, Happy. I'm worried about you. Can you please return my ultra-violet, fly-zapping anal probe?
musclebrains said:Take your meds, Happy. I'm worried about you. Can you please return my ultra-violet, fly-zapping anal probe?
HappyScrappy said:wow - they must have alien mind reading powers... or know that Cleo chick. this is what it told me.
You never wash you calves, and frequently avoid soap on glasses. Your ultimate goal has been to find monkey-on-chicken action on the net, yet would settle for donkey-on-man. It has often been said that "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"...and maybe... if you haven't found it as yet - you possibly soon will.
You are totally dissatisfied with the amount of anal they show on public access television. Matters are not going right for you and you are seeking a wild night of abandon with a ruminate. Your mental state of mind necessitates that you need to change your underwear, they are starting to smell and that rash is no coincidence. Remember, front to back ....
You feel that you should get laid far more than you do.. but no-one seems to care! You feel that you are receiving less than your share or oral sex at work... and the main problem is that there is no-one to whom you can turn to for sympathy and understanding. The lack of penis length makes you quick to take offence .... but you realise that at this particular moment in time there is little that you can do to relieve the situation.
You are pretending that you are a little princess ready to be rescued from the mighty tower by a magical dragonslayer. The existing situation is disagreeable, as is your stomach after that meal you just had. You feel unwanted and lonely, and you are right - your mom doesn't even like you. You want to be above the standard of mediocrity in bed... and this need to be needed and that need to need, and needing to need needs, with needed needing, and we all need needs, so it has almost become an obsession, as has the llama porn. You are trying to magnify the need into a compelling urge, much like how you have to take a dump right now. You would really like to tell the world how great Diet Dr Pepper is.. but no.. you are holding back because you feel that your peers may treat you with contempt, as they already do. This is a great pity because you have in fact a unique quality of character but the continual obsession with masturbation that you impose on yourself make you suppress this need for others and you pretend you don't really care, and smell of sex. You treat those who criticise you with contempt, yet vague intrigue, and a bit of malice. However, to be honest ... beneath this assumption of indifference you really are just an asshole.
You would like to be respected and valued for yourself, as well as have sex with the swedish bikini team, and this can only be achieved from you making more money shitbag.
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