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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected
quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front
of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items
on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections said, "Well, yes, that's right. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit."
quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front
of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items
on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections said, "Well, yes, that's right. But how on earth did you know
that?"
The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n shit."
at the same time!
